Ooh, Keith! Lose the glasses!

[Stephanie]

Those are awful! Did the 23 year old pick those out? Honey, he needs grownup glasses. He's a grown man.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. They're awful...

He's dating a 23 year old? Jesus, is he TRYING to look like Drew Carey? Cause it's working.
Duckie

[Lex]

2. Yeah, I agree.

Blechh.

[Maddy McCall]

3. He's hot. He could wear clown glasses, and I'd still do him.

:P

:hi:

Now, if he comes out with a flat-ironed man-bob tomorrow, I'll change my tune.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I'd totally do him, even if he had a mullet haircut.

... well, maybe...

[Maddy McCall]

9. I'd do him with a mullet and missing an incisor.

His brain makes him hot.

:D

[Fridays Child]

26. Oh, yeah? Well, I'd do him if he...

...just kidding. I don't feel like doing anyone, right now. I have a toad in my node.

[Vadem]

28. Please inform me: what is a flat ironed man bob? I feel so out of...

it, these days!!

:eyes:

[Maddy McCall]

48. Like this...

Only salt and pepper.

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

71. Not flat ironed, but did you see Sam Elliot's hair in Ghost Rider?

That man just gets freaking HOTTER the older he gets.

Duckie

[Contrite]

4. I think they are cool.

Notice they cover his brows. I know he doesn't like his brows.

[Lex]

10. They tend to make his eyes look hooded.

I liked the old glasses!

[PegDAC]

92. I, for one,

LOVE his brows! They're so expressive!


Edited for blindness.

[liberalnurse]

5. I have to agree....

I'm making dinner and peering into the TV room while I cook. I thought the same thing about the glasses. They are too harsh....

[AlCzervik]

7. terrible, they're just wrong for his face and whoever greenlit them should be flogged.

[Stephanie]

13. they're like hipster Wiliamsburg glasses but they're all wrong on him

If he were 30 years old in a hoodie and sneakers with a messenger bag they'd be okay.

[bdamomma]

8. different frames for different suits perhaps?

[Stephanie]

16. I blame the new girlfriend

I'm sure it's all her fault.

[haf216]

61. O.K. now you just broke my heart,

I did not know he was seeing anyone, I thought there was still hope. (Be it very little, but still some.)

[Catherine Vincent]

11. I noticed the new glasses too.

I guess we have to get used to them.

[Stephanie]

19. no.

I intend to keep complaining about them until he breaks up with her.

[City Lights]

32. LOL!

I like the way you think, Stephanie! :D

[Catherine Vincent]

38. LOL!

Meow!

[Vadem]

12. I am so with you, honey! I just said to myself (heh) Keith, those...

glasses have to GO! So unflattering to that handsome hunk!!!!

Wouldn't you think that his new girlfriend would tell him how unflattering they are?

[Stephanie]

20. I'm sure she picked them out.

I just know she did.

[Vadem]

34. You're probably right! What does a 23-year-old know about...

fashion? Our kind of fashion, of course! LOL!

[PegDAC]

93. They're too heavy for his face. n/t

[kstewart33]

14. Drop the glasses, please.

He looks like a mid-level executive in a Fortune 500 company sometime in the 70's.

Why not contacts?

[uppityperson]

15. Picture. picture. Picture. Picture. picture. Picture. Picture picture?

anyone have one, pretty please?

[Stephanie]

23. nothing yet

maybe tomorrow

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/

[ChairmanAgnostic]

17. KEEP THE OPTICS - they look great

plus, with his head injury, it helps him read.

ease up on him, folks. Or better yet, recall him with the stache.

[Lex]

22. He already had glasses, so that's clearly not the issue.

nt

[Stephanie]

25. correct

He now has new, UGLY glasses.

[Iceburg]

18. Are they Barbara Starr's glasses? ...gime 'em back Keith! /nt

[poiuytsister]

21. They are a different look for him

I noticed a while ago he has several pair, and they all seemed designed to look as invisible as possible.

(PS I'm 56 and my glasses are similar. Buddy Holly got his "look" when he was told "if you're going to wear glasses, WEAR GLASSES!")

[ruggerson]

24. He's channeling Swifty Lazar

n/t

[Ninja Jordan]

27. They're hip. Would you prefer the mid 90's ESPN-Keith?

[Clark2008]

30. I remember that!!!

Da-da-da, da-da-da!!

[Stephanie]

31. they're TRYING to be hip, but it doesn't work on him

As I said above, if he were a 30 year old Brooklynite in sneakers they might work, but they are NOT working. They look awful on him.

[City Lights]

36. Oh my! He looks like a cross between Keith Hernandez and Groucho Marx!

:rofl:

I like the KO of the 21th Century much more. But those new glasses have got to go!

[Catherine Vincent]

42. LOL! Keith looks like a geek!

:)

[Poiuyt]

72. Why is Eugene Levy with Dan Patrick?

[City Lights]

29. Ugh! I hate them!

Bring back the old glasses, Keith!

[karlrschneider]

33. Aw, they're not THAT bad...the size and shape are okay but the dark horn-rims

are a little much. :D

[libnnc]

35. Actually, I like them

Kinda reminds me of Cary Grant...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

37. Hmmm. I'm Sure He's Gonna Get Right On It For You.

Cause lord knows, he cares so much more about what you think about the glasses he's wearing then he does about the actual content he's putting forth to the viewers.

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[Maddy McCall]

45. How dare you insult...

the most intelligent, most logical, most full-of-himself poster on DU??

GASP!

:)

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[Maddy McCall]

56. You can say that all day long.

But you can't prove it. Dumbass.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

66. Reality Proves It For Me LOL

[Maddy McCall]

73. Go play with your Legos.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

77. Just Got Done.

Had a blast with my son doing so as well. Love hearin him laugh.

But damned if I know what my quality time with my son has to do with you acting like an idiot LOL

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

46. Just Don't Think GD Needs To Be Cluttered With Such Irrelevant Petty Stuff; Is All.

That's why I requested a jump to the lounge, which is probably more appropriate of a home for this sort of thing. :hi:

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[Stephanie]

55. Should we post a poll?

Except that I can't think of any other candidates.

[Maddy McCall]

58. If you remember...

when we had the nuclear ignore option, he was on just about everyone's list.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

74. Actually, Though You May Enjoy Making Things Up, I Believe I Was Blocked By About 3 Or 4. Nice Try

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

76. And in denial.

:eyes:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

80. You Really Are So Silly You Know That? I Get A Kick Out Of You.

Such nonsense false personal attacks. Allllll because I thought posting a thread in GD arrogantly mocking K.O.'s glasses was extremely childish and petty.

Wow, so sorry to have irked you and the other one so. I mean, holy cow talk about sensitivity. Thick skin ladies, thick skin.

You may resume your gradeschool taunting and provocation now. Commence!

[Maddy McCall]

82. Whatever, Ralphie.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

70. Funny. I've Seen Some Say The Same About You.

Guess that's something that's perceptually based.

But sure, I know some think I'm an asshole. But since they're generally childish morons, I tend to not pay much mind to them.

[Maddy McCall]

75. You are, no you are, no you are.

You're so unoriginal.

[Dukkha]

84. i don't know who it is because he's on "ignore"

so I'll take your word on that ;)
perhaps it should be called the "asshole" feature so it only says that on posts

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

53. Oh Don't Be So Sensitive.

:hi:

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[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

68. "Bite Me"

I would, but I have a feeling the taste would be extremely bitter.

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

51. You really should apply for mod.

You are so smart and all. (How'd that go the last time you applied?)

[Stephanie]

54. How long does this have to go on????

I'm sick to death of this shit.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

69. Never Applied. I Know I Couldn't Dedicate The Time To It Necessary To Do The Job With Honor.

The mods here are great and I know they need to invest a lot of time to do their job that well. I know I simply don't have that much time to invest.

Thanks for caring though.

[Maddy McCall]

78. I know you've got more important stuff to do, like stalk DUers.

But that unqualified NO! must have hurt.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

81. Wow, You Really DO Make Things Up. Me Stalk? Now THAT'S Funny!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'd LOVE to see you provide ANY substance to that claim WHATSOEVER!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ya can't. You made it up. You are so weak in your tactics, lying on DU like that. So shameful to set out to smear and attack another with lies. You should really be ashamed of yourself, but I doubt you would be.

What lies will you post about me next honey? Can't wait to see them!

(actually, I'm pretty much done with you children. Not sure why I even allowed you both to bait me this much already. Bye now! :hi: )

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[Catherine Vincent]

44. Oh shut up!

:)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

47. Ok.

Cause you asked nicely. :)

[Gloria]

40. The color echoes the old plastic things that Cronkite wore when he

reported the Kennedy assassination.

I sort of like them.....

[Horse with no Name]

41. I don't like either

Looks rather John Chancellor'ish.

[Stephanie]

43. CENSORED

good bye, friends.

[City Lights]

59. This thread is less stressful to read with "Ignored" appearing all over.

And I must say, I don't miss reading HIS POSTS at all. :D

[Stephanie]

60. I am FURIOUS at the little stalker.

Clearly you only have one person on your ignore list because you instantly knew who it was.

[libnnc]

63. :goes back to edit list:

It's who I thought it was. Had to check and make sure...:evilgrin:

[City Lights]

64. Yup.

:hi:

[Neecy]

65. it's like a weird obsession

As soon as I saw this was moved to the lounge, I didn't have to read the thread to figure out why. This guy is a freak, period. DU needs to have some rules about stalking, because this isn't funny or cute.

Btw, hate the glasses too.

[Maddy McCall]

79. When I had him on nuclear block...

and he couldn't post in my threads, he'd just start threads of the same topic to argue with me.

He did it to other people, too.

Some people are at DU to contribute. Some are here only to antagonize others. He is the latter.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

85. You're Making Things Up Again. That Never Happened And You Know It.

Do you enjoy just making things up with no other purpose then to smear somebody? That's one of the most pathetic tactics I can think of.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

88. Care To Prove Your Attack Or Are You Just Fine With Making Things Up Too.

I love these accusations that I'm a stalker. It's one of the most insanely delusional attacks I've seen made against me. I stalk NO ONE. But lord knows some ABSOLUTELY stalk me.

And give me a fucking break with your drama. I posted a little goddamn thing expressing my displeasure with the waste of time petty thread in GD. I mean seriously, y'all need to get over it. Talk about thin skinned and sensitive; JESUS.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

86. Dramatic Much? Stalking You? Don't Flatter Yourself. This Is My First Post To You In What, Months?

And one little itty bitty reply about your pettiness and you get all up in arms? Seriously?

Wow... Just wow...

[bicentennial_baby]

62. This thread is

SAD.... wow. :crazy: people...

[S n o w b a l l]

67. It hasn't taken me long to figure out...

DUer's arent' the most stylish or up to date fashion wise. :eyes:

Keith's glasses look great. Stylish and hip.

[Lex]

89. And you are a DU'er, therefore

we shouldn't listen to your fashion advice (because DUer's arent' the most stylish or up to date fashion wise).

Just following your logic on this.

[S n o w b a l l]

90. Sorry to offend...

I figured most people here would be proud to be classified as such since most admit they're not into fashion or pretentious things.

Me? I owned a clothing store in LA so I tend to be more fashion conscious. Don't adhere to it personally so much now, but I do know it and when people that don't know what they're talking about, start bashing someone, I tend to speak up.

[Lex]

91. Hmmm . . .

good to know.

[NNadir]

87. Are you sure your name isn't Maureen...

as in Maureen Dowd?