So when somebody talks of 'lifting them by their short hairs', what do they mean?

[Deja Q]

I mean, regular hair is like 4" long.

The only short hairs I know of grow from arms and legs, and those don't get longer than 1/2". Are these the short hairs? And how effective is lifting people up by these hairs going to do anybody any good?

[rug]

1. Pulled by the pubes is unpleasant.

[Deja Q]

8. Yeah but those average out to being 2". That's not as short as arm hair.

:shrug:

[NightWatcher]

2. I'm thinking they mean the "short and curlies"

[mainegreen]

3. They mean the hairs that grow on ones toes.

[alphafemale]

4. The ...um...pubic hair.

:blush:

[GenDem]

5. I always thought it meant the side burn hairs

:shrug:

[querelle]

6. Oh Come On..........

Do I have to drag you around the room by your pubes in order for you to understand?

Sheesh.......

Q

[Deja Q]

9. Where are we going?

:evilgrin:

[Breeze54]

7. They mean

the nose hairs, silly! :rofl:

[GaYellowDawg]

10. Back of the neck?

Just guessing. :shrug:

[petronius]

11. I think anyone who says that is someone you should back away from

slowly, with your hands ready to protect your junk...

[Cobalt-60]

12. It's a polite version of

By the Balls that is applicable to either gender and suitable for inclusion in a "G" picture.

[Truthiness Inspector]

13. Short hares?

I think it means rabbits of diminutive stature.

[Bucky]

14. It comes from the Shakespearean saying "accosted by the short heirs"...

...which in turn is derived from the medieval custom of disinheriting any midgets who show up in your family tree. Often these castaway shortlings would return to their wealthy families when the circus was out of season and try to mooch off their estranged family members.

[carly denise pt deux]

15. I always thought it meant the hair on the back of your neck, and yes

it hurts when someone grabs them. But they could also mean short hair in other places which, also would not feel too good to get grabbed by.
Carly