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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:01 AM
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Today JackMN spent twenty minutes looking at a Pottery Barn catalog,
then he spat on a picture of a baby, and told me the baby's ear hurts, and she needs pretzels.
Can little kids get drunk on pomegranite juice?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:02 AM
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1. ---
:wtf:

:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:04 AM
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2. He's a total whack job.
Earlier, he kept poking me in the boob and shaking his head "no," with an ominous look on his face.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:05 AM
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3. LOL!!!
Gawd, but I love your kid!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:15 AM
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8. Hey! How was the wedding?!
I bet you were exhausted after all the planning!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:20 AM
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9. It went wonderfully!!! Here's a pic of the bride and groom:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:05 AM
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4. Well kids are basically drunken midgets, so it makes sense.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:12 AM
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6. Omg!
That characterization suits him more aptly than I care to admit!
:rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:21 AM
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10. It suits all kids, there's no denying it.
:P
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 06:42 AM
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12. Bwaaaaa!
:rofl: :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:06 AM
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5. Aw, Lara
It's okay if he's gay. :hug:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 12:13 AM
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7. I should be so lucky.
At least I'd have SOMEONE to shoe shop with.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 06:38 AM
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11. I LOVE JackMN!!!
He is the cutest kid ever.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 06:44 AM
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13. He's a wise one...Jedi Jack...
The kid's got talent! :rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 06:55 AM
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14. i Love jack
:rofl:

:loveya:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 07:15 AM
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15. I just love
your JackMN stories. He's quite a kid. You are blessed.
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