Where do students of Liberty University and Bob Jones go for spring break?

[pstokely]

The only place I think they would be allowed to go to would be Branson, MO

[Random_Australian]

1. I would think they just have drunken debauched parties.

:rofl: Well, once they get into the real world, they might. I tell you, not a lot of people keep strict restrictions of their parents when they are no longer tied by apron strings.

[zingaro]

2. Graceland? Or Dolly Parton's theme park?

I mean, where else could it be.

:D

[TommyO]

14. Hey, Dollywood is cool - they wouldn't be caught dead there.

Remember, Dolly likes gay people.

[Coyote_Bandit]

3. Oral Roberts University students

either go somewhere to party or go on missions trips to various third world countries for Spring break. It is something that hasn't changed for nearly 25 years.

[LostInAnomie]

4. They go to all the depraved places that all the rest of us sinners go.

Hypocrisy doesn't bother them in everyday life, why should it bother them on spring break?

They just probably wear trench coats, sunglasses, and big hats.

[peacefreak]

5. Colorado Springs, Co.

to visit Ted Haggard's church :evilgrin:

[Burma Jones]

6. Utah, to convert Mormons

The Battle of the Bible Pushers.....

[LynneSin]

7. Some of those kids can be the biggest party hounds

But usually the ones that aren't do missions during their spring break.

[cobalt1999]

18. that's absolutely right.

Back in my college days, we would always zero in on the girls from the Baptist or Seminary schools. They were there for two things...drinking and sex. They weren't shy about it either. They probably needed the release after a semester of repression.

[zanne]

8. JesusLand?

Isn't there a theme park like that somewhere?

[pstokely]

19. There's some Holy World Experience park in Orlando

[Lost-in-FL]

25. See post #23

[Chan790]

9. Not that Catholic U. where I went is anywhere near that bad...

although it is super-strict...we tended to go to Mardi Gras, Cancun, South Padre Island, Guatamala, South Beach, etc.

You could ID us easy too..we're the pasty white nerdy kids drinking everybody else under the table.

[Little Wing]

10. Lancaster County, PA

[Beer Snob-50]

11. My boss' daughter went to another of those "Christian" colleges

and I know a couple of years she went to Hawaii to stay with some of her classmates.

[leftofthedial]

12. Ted Haggard's hot tub

[Redbear]

13. Some of my college roomates went to Padre Island to do mission work

They handed out "Jesus loves you" leaflets to all the college kids

[borlis]

15. My fundie cousin's kid just did mission work in Las Vegas!

They were walking the streets with a huge wooden cross. His son is only 14. It was with their fundie christian school.


:rofl::puke:




I wonder how many sinners they saved? :rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

16. Purgatory.

[underpants]

17. Lynchburg

:bounce:

[trof]

20. Where they MAKE Jack Daniels but can't SELL it?

Lynchburg, TN is in a 'dry' county.
You can look, but you can't touch.

[pstokely]

21. Why don't they move to a 'wet' county?

[trof]

22. Well, they got all that natchul pyur sprang water there.

Or maybe it's 'branch' water.
Anyhow, it just wouldn't be the same.
I seen thuh creek.
They ain't a-lyin'.

[Lost-in-FL]

23. Here...

The Disneyland of the religious freaks. Where? You guessed it... FLORIDA!!!

The Holy Land Experience brings the Bible to life through the talent and giftedness of its dramatic and musical team Century. Our live shows and productions range from historical recreations to theatrical and musical showcases. Performed both indoors and outdoors with original dialog, music, and lyrics, these presentations are a central part of the mission to communicate the gospel truth of God's Word.



http://www.holylandexperience.com/index.html


:silly: :wtf: :silly: :wtf: :crazy:

[blockhead]

24. Jesus Camp. n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

26. They intern for their closest Repug representative.

[DrDan]

27. Florida, of course

but not Daytona Beach

Orlando:

http://www.theholylandexperience.com/

[I Have A Dream]

28. They go to the same places that other college students go so that they can...

try to "save" their souls during Spring Break. Seriously.

[smoogatz]

29. Six Flags Over Jesus

Hell, everybody knows that.