Drunk Man Found In Baby Incubator Smoking Cigarette

[matcom]

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Drunken German Heinrich Mueller, 28, has been arrested after climbing into one of the emergency post boxes for unwanted babies.

As Mueller slid down the chute he ended up in an emergency incubator, triggering alarms among medical staff that another unwanted baby had been deposited.

But instead of a newborn they found Mueller, who had started smoking a cigarette - then fell asleep as staff worked out how to get him out of the incubator at the hospital in Dortmund, Germany.

Hundreds of babies have been deposited in the boxes, set up across Germany and Austria, since the scheme started five years ago.

It came into effect after more and more young mothers, unable to cope with their newborns and afraid of dealing with officials, had been abandoning them on the street. The baby boxes offered a no-questions-asked alternative.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=41239&in_page_id=2

[NashVegas]

1. They Have Chutes for Unwanted Babies?

We have those for animals. :(

[Robb]

2. Many states here don't have chutes

...but there are odd laws on the books about depositing babies at fire stations, no questions asked. :shrug:

[underpants]

3. Whatever happened to "Baby man"?

:shrug: