Khalid Sheikh Mohammed plot: It's worse than we ever dared imagine.

[Richard Steele]

[crim son]

1. ????

:rofl:

[Strawman]

2. What's he doing at my work?

[Richard Steele]

7. He's EVERYWHERE! Be afraid!

[Strawman]

8. He has been secretly been running the Detroit Lions since 2000 also

He has a mustache, Matt Millen has a mustache. Coincidence? I think not.

[Richard Steele]

22. Hmmm....that -would- explain a lot, wouldn't it?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hide:

[LynneSin]

3. It's even worse than that!!!

[stirlingsliver]

5. Bunnies, Too.

He not only kills a kittie when you masturbate, he also kills a little bunny.

[Richard Steele]

6. Hiya, sterlingsliver! Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Hugin]

9. I heard the bastid was planning on knocking over my outhouse and...

cow tipping!

Ye gods! Has he no shame!

[underpants]

4. Step 4: Made for TV movie

[Hugin]

10. Scene One: Wide angle view of a terror cell racing across the countryside, Tipping Cows!

The horror!

:scared:

[underpants]

11. Scene two: dressed in black sneaking into a Christmas tree light factory

:hide:and taking out one bulb in each strand :hide:

[Hugin]

13. Scene three: A Special Forces team captures the high-ranking Al-Q boss by...

posing as children with lollipops as he tries to steal them.

[Hugin]

16. Scene four: The TRIAL... Whisked by railroad to the distant Australian outback

Where he faces a Judge and Jury made up entirely of kangaroos and defended by an
Attorney hand picked by Karl Rove. The scofflaw finally faces JUSTICE!

[Richard Steele]

12. Flashback to the first riot he incited, in his days as a student:

[majorjohn]

14. LOL, thats great!

:rofl:

[Hugin]

15. Brrr!

:scared:

[dropkickpa]

18. Oh, dear god, that is perfect!!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

19. If only they had stopped him THEN. He struck again, several days later, on a much larger scale:

[madinmaryland]

20. He started it at an Olive Garden!!

[Richard Steele]

21. He goes to Olive Garden? Then there's no doubt left that the man is pure EVIL!

Good one, MadInMD!

[idgiehkt]

17. now that is funny.

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

23. "It's going down, Captain! Shall I activate the experimental 'Shameless Self-Kick' device?

Make it so.

[leftofthedial]

24. the bastard hid my car keys the other day too

miserable motherfucker

[Richard Steele]

25. I should imagine he'll become a regular addition....

...to every "help me find my keys"
and "Help! my _____ isn't working" type
of thread that appears in the lounge for a
looooong time to come!

[BluePatriot]

26. *snort*

take that over to Fark. Hee.