DUers!! Reveal the painfully obvious!!

[RedStateShame]

I started this thread in light of something I feel like reiterating today, but have no need to: Valerie Plame Wilson is smoking hot.

[crim son]

1. Farrah Fawcett has had plastic surgery. n/t

[LynneSin]

2. I really gotta pee right now

:scared:

[Guava Jelly]

3. GoPsUx is a big poop head

like duh! :7

[qnr]

4. Microsoft is neither micro nor soft? n/t

[AllegroRondo]

5. McDonald's Big 'n Tasty burger is neither big nor tasty.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Freepers are stupid

[otherlander]

7. Trains run on tracks.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. And those tracks are, on a normal guage line, 4 feet, 8-1/2 inches apart!!!

[TommyO]

14. Real trains fly

http://www.transrapid.de/cgi-tdb/en/basics.prg

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Washington, DC is the capital of the United States of America!!!!

[stuntcat]

29. but but..

I thought it was the capital of Earth :shrug:

[azmouse]

10. Darth Cheney is evil.

[stuntcat]

31. Vader's got NOTHING on Cheney

x(

[Coventina]

11. The Pet Shop Boys are gay

And I love them for it!

:loveya:

[TommyO]

16. OOH, are they really?

Do I have a chance as a submissive gay leatherbear?

[Coventina]

18. I dunno. I don't know what they are into on a personal level

But I love their music!

:headbang:

[TommyO]

21. Same here - love hearing them on Sirius First Wave

It's one of my favorite "stations" there.

[blondeatlast]

41. GASP! NOOOoooooooooooooo. Elton John got to THEM I see,

which explains why he failed me;

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=427170&mesg_id=427170

On the other hand, I do love me some men, so maybe his stuff worked?! :shrug:

[skygazer]

12. Shit flows downhill

[mainegreen]

15. Not if you place the poo in the center of a bowl and spin the bowl.

Then shit flows slightly uphill before splattering all over your walls.

[skygazer]

19. I'll have to try that sometime

At your house.

[Little Wing]

13. Books typically have more depth than movie versions of said books

[TommyO]

22. That is a universal truth.

Take a great book, and it can generally be made into a good movie. They are not mutually compatible.

[marzipanni]

26. People shouldn't drive stretch limousines in hilly places

!!! :)

[azmouse]

17. Ice is cold.

[realisticphish]

20. Yo mamma so fat

[TommyO]

23. Has to be said: How fat is she?

[realisticphish]

25. i dunno

around 300 lbs, maybe.


;)

[TommyO]

36. That's pretty sizeable - Mama or not!

[TommyO]

24. Pizza, of any type, is the ultimate comfort food.

[stuntcat]

30. who doesn't like pizza? I'll tell you

NOBODY
:hug:

[madinmaryland]

27. The Olive Garden in NYC has great food!!1!!

:hide:

[LynneSin]

28. I don't gotta pee anymore

took care of it 30 minutes ago

[Mad_Dem_X]

32. This man is smokin' HOT:

[Lost-in-FL]

40. No... THIS man is hot

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

33. Pain hurts (n/t)

[SaveElmer]

34. Captain Morgan and Coke is the best drink ever...nt!

[MAGICBULLET]

35. that man...is a browniehound

[GreenPartyVoter]

37. ** likes da booze

[Chan790]

38. I'm not Asian.

Actually that may not be obvious at all. I'm not Asian, for the record. Not that there is anything wrong with being Asian...I'm just not.

I'm a fat white and middle eastern vegetarian socialist punk taoist excommunicated-catholic left-handed myopic tone-deaf human male.

I prefer the label "person" though, it's just easier. I think everybody should just be classified as a "person."

Actually, that is painfully obvious...we're all a person (or" we are all people", if y'all prefer to be grammatically and linguistically correct).

[Redstone]

39. I would, but I forgot your question. I forget things, you know.

Redstone

[KamaAina]

42. Bush is not smarter than a fifth grader

:dunce:

[dropkickpa]

43. Fire burn!!

[SPKrazy]

44. Yeah, well, mebbe?

not bad

:shrug:

[S n o w b a l l]

45. TGIF!

[Karenina]

46. Homo Sapiens suck slime....

UNNECESSARILY. :banghead: