This just in: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confessed he shot J.R.

[rustydog]

[gaspee]

1. OK, now that's funny

This is the first KSM admits to everything in the world post that actually made me chuckle. I think we might be giving away our ages with this cultural reference though *G*

[texpatriot2004]

2. And all this time I thought it was Sue Ellen nm

[bluescribbler]

3. Hi killed Lizzie Borden's parents, too

:rofl:

[Liberal Veteran]

4. I'm pretty sure he will soon confess responsibility for ring around the collar....

....and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

[Broadslidin]

5. He's crazy, I Did It....!!

Signed: Jubilation T. Cornpone

[NewJeffCT]

6. Hey, I had that one yesterday

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=418392&mesg_id=418434

So, I'm recommending this one because you're so intelligent!

:toast:

[radfringe]

7. he also confessed to

-- being the leak in outing Valerie Plame

-- master-minding the US Attorney firings

-- rigging the 2000 & 2004 presidential elections to ensure we would be led by a box of rocks. Originally the plan called for us to be led by parsley sprigs, but rocks would do in a pinch

[Nedsdag]

9. Wasn't he in the grassy knoll?

Or was it the Texas School Book Depository?

[Richard Steele]

16. No, those are both just tinfoil theories.

The real answer is HERE: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=418854&mesg_id=423945

[Senator]

8. Is he leading them to Jimmy Hoffa's body today?

Or is he saving that to reduce his sentence?

==

[majorjohn]

10. He made London Bridge fall down

:tinfoilhat:

[paparush]

11. I thought Clinton shot JR ?

[madinmaryland]

13. Ding, ding, ding!!11!! The Clenis strikes again!!

[The Count]

12. Nah, it was Armitage, I tell ya. he did Plamegate too, so we know he could

[majorjohn]

14. He leaned the tower of Pisa

[Roland99]

15. Hey, I said that first yesterday!!

:)

[The Gunslinger]

17. He also stole the cookie from the cookie jar nt

[dysfunctional press]

18. he's also claiming to be the father of anna nicle smith's baby daughter...

and is asking for a paternity test.