"I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy." - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

[Darkhawk32]

Thought I'd add that one to the GD collection. :crazy:

[Buzz Clik]

1. He forgot to de-ice the Big Bopper's plane.

[11 Bravo]

2. He also sabotaged the brakes on Jan Berry\'s motorcycle AND

poured Wesson Oil all over Dead Man\'s Curve.

[FredScuttle]

3. He put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Sadly, he also most certainly put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong.

An international search is still underway for #4, who is suspected of placing the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, as well as #5 who has been fingered for putting the dip in the dip da dip da dip

[npincus]

4. he TOOK the bananas! ("Yes, we have no bananas...)

..we have no bananas TODAY!

[LiberalEsto]

5. HE killed the Electric Car nt

[FourScore]

6. He fired the fatal bullet from the grassy knoll!

[Beausoleil]

7. He wrote the Book of Love! n/t

[Roland99]

8. He shot J.R. Ewing, too. Oh, and he knows where Hoffa is buried.

[majorjohn]

9. He killed off all the dinosaurs

and Jurassic Park was his idea.

[Random_Australian]

10. He put Ja-Ja Binks in Starwars!

:rofl:

Sorry, I know, that was nerdy. But funny.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. He beat Geraldo to the contents of Al Capone's vault.

[Roland99]

12. He knows where Waldo is and Carmen San Diego.

[Darkhawk32]

13. Lose your car keys? He took them!!! n/t

[NoPasaran]

14. You know those socks that disappear in the laundry?

Khalmo again!

[leftofthedial]

15. he threw something off the Tallahatchee Bridge