If one of your kids was dating ForestGump would you try to break them up

[LynneSin]

:D

[Firepit 462]

1. NO,

If I had kids or more specifically a son,...I would hope he would BE a "Forrest Gump". Respectful, loyal, kind, good natured, and honorable .......worthy of the title "a good man". Forrest may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but anybody with good character can be taught anythig, but you can't teach anything to someone with no character.

[ForrestGump]

2. Thank you

But "not be the sharpest knife in the drawer"? What does that mean?

I may be a smart man, but I do not know what love is... :P

[Firepit 462]

4. "not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

His blade may just need a little extra sharpening to cut thru life BS, a little easier.

[lizziegrace]

3. Yes

She's too young and I like him a bit too much. ;) (Our online ForrestGump, that is)

:hug: Forrest.

[ForrestGump]

12. Mrs Grace, you've got a luvly daughterrrrrrrrrrr......

But her mommy's the mother lode of loveliness. :D

:hug:

[lizziegrace]

15. Oh Forrest

you say the sweetest things.




:pals:

[edbermac]

5. I'd disown them!

:7

[SOteric]

6. Nah.

Carbon dating can be both fun and profitable.






Whut?

[ForrestGump]

13. Carbon dating?

You want to date me, honey, just count the rings...

:P

[johnnie]

7. I'd rip his tounge out by the roots

Sorry Forrest, I had to get an Elvis reference in.

[ForrestGump]

11. "F*** you"

:D

I mean that in the nicest possible way.

August 30, 1974, midnight show in Las Vegas -- Elvis just got through singing "Hound Dog" and a woman in the audience screamed out "I love you, Elvis!." Elvis responded "I love you, too, honey" and followed it with something, in a very earnest tone, like "I really mean that -- I don't take it lightly..." but some SOB (the same kind that afflicts me here 30 years later, I guess) interrupted him with "I hate you, Elvis!" and he responded immediately with the subject line and went straight into the start of "American Trilogy" without missing a beat (with huge applause from the audience). :-)

That cat Elvis was a bad mother....shut your mouth! :D

[Dangerously Amused]

8. WHY do you people torment me this way?!!?

This thread is giving me giggle fits!



:rofl:



I'm SERIES!1!!1!!!!

[pscot]

9. As long as he kept me supplied with shrimp

I'd probably be OK with it.

[tandot]

10. As long as I get the chocolate and shrimp, I'd be fine with it

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. NO WAY! After the doomed matcom/TeenMidlo romance, I'm looking for new blood.

[Generic Brad]

16. Never

The heart wants what it wants. I teach my children how to make good decisions and leave the rest up to them. It's not my call or judgment to make.

[wildhorses]

17. how would i know? i thought--

what happens in vegas
stays in vegas:P