Is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed responsible for global warming?

[Midlodemocrat]

The Lindbergh kidnapping? Someone TP'ing my house?

For the love of God, he's taking credit for every act known to mankind, so I figure let's just blame him for everything, get the onus off the Clenis and move on.

[dajoki]

1. WellI guess...

they could have got him to confess to anything.:shrug:

[NNadir]

2. TP'ing your house, yes. Global Warming, yes. Lindberg no.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. It was KSM who gave the apple to Eve...

back in the Garden of Eden. He was the snake.

Seriously, they must have tortured the hell out of him to get all those confessions. Obviously, the powers-that-be don't know how ridiculous this is making them look.

[Strawman]

4. "Some people say" he farts an awful lot

so it's entirely possible. No need to cap CO2 emissions now that he's come clean on this.

[JackBeck]

5. Yup.

Because it was 70 the day before his "confession" and now it's snowing!