Need Creative,yet demeaning names for a co-worker

[HEyHEY]

:-) ;-)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

1. need more info

[HEyHEY]

4. He's a good guy

We just spend all day insulting each other for fun

[Kellanved]

39. Warmduscher

Vorwärtseinparker, Frauenversteher, ...


German insults (not bad ones), implying a lack of "manliness".
Warmduscher: someone who showers with warm water
Vorwärtseinparker: someone who doesn't back his car into a space.
Frauenversteher: someone who understands women


Edit: arggh - I'm too tired. Replied to the wrong post again. This was meant a response to the original message. :hi:

[brainshrub]

2. "Republican" (nt)

[Cleita]

3. My favorite for someone who annoys me is "mouse".

This is a dirty, little, creature that eats garbage and is very annoying.

[Skittles]

13. I think mice are very cute

so there

[DS1]

5. Pie

[KissMyAsscroft]

6. Mouthbreather...

or wingnut....

[ElsewheresDaughter]

7. gerbil brain...swamp-ass

[dolo amber]

8. Asshat

Schmucky-nuts, vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert. :D

[GURUving]

9. Shrublover

Chaney's Honey

Scumfeld

Condoleeza Mondo Sleeza

Perle the Squirrel


just of the top of my head.

[HFishbine]

10. Piggy Mossom

Used to work wonders on my little brothers.

[displacedtexan]

11. Lepton

or 'the leptonic wonderbrain'

lepton- smallest (so far?) part of an atom; smaler than a quark.

[izzie]

12. Talk to my ex he always had a 'pet' name for women.

n/t

[chaska]

16. Goatbreath, Knuckledragger, Reprobate, Libertine, Asswipe, N'erdowell,

Nattering nabob

[thom1102]

26. I like nattering Nabob...

I have heard it before though... Can't seem to remember when/where though.

[Kat45]

32. Spiro Agnew "Nattering nabobs of negativity" , in a speech,

referring to critics of Pres Nixon, particularly those against the Vietnam war. Apparently, it was written by his speechwriter, William Safire. That was the famous, and I'd assume the first, utterance of those words.

[blondeatlast]

37. And Safire, to this day, is a nattering nabob, etc. What a wad . . .

[SOteric]

14. "Darwin's Pet"

I slammed a supervisor in a department correllary to ours by uttering the phrase "Darwin, Darwin. Why have you forsaken us?" under my breath. Implying he was too stupid to be alive.

A coworker within hearing range snorted hot coffee through his nose at that, and has been calling the dude in questions "Darwin's pet" or "Darwin's little experiment" ever since.

[AngryAmish]

15. Newt

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. mange-infested toilet-licking jackass

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. putrescent fish-abusing swill-eater

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. ball-less gun-worshipping neanderthal beet-eater

[Nikia]

20. It has to fit him somehow

If he is a big scary looking guy "Lurch" or "Frankenstein's Twin". We had a temp if pointy features and bad hygeine who I referred to as "Rat Man". You also could make fun of his name (Young man with last name of Bates, Master Bates) or purposely mispronounce it.
If he has "Redneck" tendencies, you could call him "Jethro" like my grandmother always referred to her neighbor. She was horrified when we, as little children thinking that was his real name, said "Hi, Jethro while we saw hime outside." He insisted that his name was Dave, but we told him that our grandmother told us that he was "Jethro".
It is smart not to in anyway make fun of ethnicity and other group status though.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. stupidly blathering inebriant

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. sophomoric sexually immature bea arthur fantasizer

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. There is one at my place that I privately refer to as....

...Prince Charmless.

[Liberal Christian]

24. I always recommend Shakespearean insults

Here's a website to get you started:

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Shakespearean_Insults.html

[Lars39]

30. Ooooh, this is neat!

Thanks, "Thou mewling addle-headed lewdster!" :)

[lpbk2713]

25. The most despicable sleaze where I used to work.........

..... was known far and wide as "The Weasel". The only friend he had in the world shared his virtues and was known as "The Snake".

[sendero]

27. my faves...

... are "chucklebutt" or "chump biscuit"

[ProudGerman]

28. I got a few that I use on my coworkers that you can co opt

Buttbreath, nutless wonder, fluffer (look it up) are some of the names I reserve for my coworkers.

Of course, there is the mother of all demeaning names. It's use should be used sparringly, and most definitely out of earshot of any one sensitive. Cum Dumpster is a nickname I rarely use, as it's effects are devestating, especially to those who have never heard it used before.

[CanuckAmok]

29. Captain Haddock will know. Ask him!

http://www.angelfire.com/super2/animorphs/insult.html

on edit: this one's alphabetised:

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/3688/haddock.htm

[blm]

31. Hair for brains.

.

[ellie]

33. Sub-genius, none-too-bright,

ass clown, window licker, dullard

[EstimatedProphet]

34. These are great!

How about lapdog? I like that one.
Or "Enabler of the stupid"
"Functionally inferior"
When I used to organize a group, I had one member that alienated everyone, drove people away, and still never would go away himself. I called him the human equivalent of tar...

[BritishHuman]

35. I like...

"Scrofulous treeweasel".

[WWW]

36. paste eater? :) n/t

[bubblesby2002]

38. "Richard......

.......Cranium". All the fishing guides I know use this when referring to some idiot dick-head tourist. First time I heard it was in Campbell River.