If it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[charlie and algernon]

Poll question: If it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[graywarrior]

1. Lewis!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And that's how strokes happen.

[graywarrior]

3. It goes into your ear and then into your brain and stays there.

[charlie and algernon]

4. and then they find you dead in your bathroom

[opiate69]

5. greatest comedy bit ever...

[graywarrior]

6. The Starbucks bit...jesus.

[charlie and algernon]

7. time stands still...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

9. Oh look! there's a Starbuck's!

:rofl:

Found the actual one:

"...and if you walk to the end of the block, there sits a Starbucks. And directly across the street -- in the exact same building as that Starbucks -- there is... another Starbucks. There is a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks! And ladies and gentlemen, THAT is the end of the universe."

[charlie and algernon]

10. there can't possibly be another starbucks behind you

what guy, sitting in the vacant lot opposite the starbucks with his wife and kids, say's 'hunny, I have a dream.'

:rofl:

[opiate69]

8. LOL! Yes! Gawd - Damn I love that man's work

Bill hicks is still Da Man, but Lewis is hot on his heels

[Cabcere]

11. Lewis Black = the man.

:) He came to my school about two years ago, and I got a ticket at the last minute (one of my hallmates couldn't go for some reason, so she sold her ticket to me), and I'm really glad I did. :D He was hilarious!

[charlie and algernon]

12. i'm jealous

i'd love to see him live. that must've been an awsome show!

[graywarrior]

13. It's the finger ballet. No one does it like him.

[VenusRising]

14. I LOVE Lewis Black!!

His candy corn bit kills me everytime.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=673950383834131402&q=lewis+black+candy+corn&hl=en

The only thing the video left out is how every year it's like he has amnesia. He sees the candy corn. Thinks, "It's corn...that tastes like candy!" Then he takes a bit and says as only Lewis can..."Oh, sonuvabitch!!"

:rofl: