What would you like to invent?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

I want to invent a cat food additive that will make their shit smell like roses.

[LynzM]

1. Heh, that'd be nice.

I want projection TV inside my eyelids, hooked up to an electronic library, so I can lie in bed with my eyes closed and read :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. That would be cool!

It'd be a great way to study for exams and still get adequate sleep, too!

[crim son]

3. An automatic back/arm/leg/head scratcher.

No loving man required!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. I could use one of those right now...

This plastic hand doesn't do diddly!

[wildhorses]

4. time travel

:bounce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I sometimes wonder if someone has already figured it out...

and simply not told anyone.

I mean, if someone invented it, and became rich and famous as a result; what would stop someone from going back in time, and inventing it earlier?

[qnr]

13. Maybe you can only go as far back as the creation date of the machine? n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. So we'd hire "Time Police"?

Sounds très Dr Who!

[qnr]

22. Hmmm, I'd think you'd need them more if people could go willy-nilly (sp?) all

over the place in time.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. What would stop someone from inventing a machine that could take people farther back in time?

Once a machine was created to travel back to, say, tomorrow, and the dynamics of the machine were understood; it wouldn't take long to make a few adjustments and hack one's way back to a more distant time.

[qnr]

32. Not saying it isn't possible, just suggesting an alternate reason as to why we've

never seen one.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Ah, I see...

Could be...

[wildhorses]

17. shhh----

:hide:

it could be...

























:rofl:

[AshevilleGuy]

33. There is the problem of being able to go back and change things.

The slightest change in virtually anything could lead to major changes in everything afterwards.

Still, I want to travel back to 1968 or 1969 and STAY there!!! This new century totally SUCKS and so does getting old(er)!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. There would certainly be ethical questions

It'd be almost impossible not to change the course of history.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. A better mouse.

;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. I like my mouse without balls.

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. How about a cat food additive that makes cat food smell like something other than death?

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. That might help with the poop thing, too...

:toast:
Good thinking!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Matter transporters, like on Star Trek.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Scotty beamed me twice last night.

It was wonnnnnnderful! :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

8. A woman with breasts in the back.

It would make slow dancing much more fun.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. The bra industry would have an interesting time

accomodating their new customers.

[qnr]

9. A device that allowed me to remotely manipulate the crawl on cable news networks.

Though I'd really like to find some way of extending the lives of our furry companions that didn't degrade the quality of their life.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. I like the crawl manipulator idea!

It bugs the hell out of me when I wait for the second go-round to catch the rest of the story I saw only briefly, then the commercial break comes in. :mad:

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Can o'Job

Open it up and BINGO! an instant job that pays a living wage! Guaranteed to last for 30 days! :woohoo:

[qnr]

19. Heck, I'd just like to copyright that name! :) n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

31. Yeah!

...and it smells good, too! (for 30 days...then you gotta get the extended blast to keep it going...you know...a can o'WhoopAss!)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. I love it!

:thumbsup:

[Robeson]

24. A space ship with warp technology, so I can get the hell off this....

...planet...:-)

[qnr]

25. Yeah, same here. Though I'd be willing to settle for moving in at L5

Edit for clarification: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_High_Frontier:_Human_Colonies_in_Space

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. I'd like to find that planet where

McCoy saw the White Rabbit! :D

[NNadir]

26. I am working on a nuclear reactor with a tunable neutron spectrum.

It comes with little cup holders in which you can rewarm coffee.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Good idea!

Don't forget the donuts!

[blue_kansas1]

30. What would you like to invent?

A device that destroys cell phones from a distance.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. Mwahaha...

:rofl:

[otherlander]

34. A potato

that shoots an energy beam which transforms flying objects into edible objects.
It works like this:

Airplane - Chips with hummus
Hot air balloon - Bottle of wine
Hang glider - Odwala food bar
Blimp- Hamburger
Helicopter- A walnut

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. Would the edible objects be proportional to the objects

they replace?

Could be scary! Very creative, though!

[otherlander]

44. Everything would be the size of the object it replaced.

So watch out for the giant bottles of wine. Actually, if you knocked down one of those over a desert, you would have a giant wine fountain, to which people would inevitably flock, drink, swim in, have mass halucinations and fall in love with strangers, producing something that vaguely resembled Woodstock.








Except for the walnut. That would just be walnut sized.

[dEMOK]

35. I'd like to invent an internal warning system...

...when I'm about to say something really stupid.

[qnr]

38. Wow... that would cause an incessant din in my case. n/t

[dEMOK]

41. I've got the intermittent din going for me...

...I Guess I need the ubiquitous blast.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. Put one of those in the pretzeldent...

He'll never talk again! YAYYYY! :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

37. a repuke remover

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. Let me know when you start manufacture...

ok? :thumbsup:

[leftofthedial]

45. yeah.

the stain, the smell, that awful color, and the slime that just keeps coming back, long after . . .


it's a tall order