DO kiss me: who's it gonna hurt?

[crim son]

:P

[BarenakedLady]

1. Yeah baby!

:* :* :*

How's it going hot stuff?

[crim son]

3. Really great!

The snow turned to rain and I'm going to take a nap in a few minutes. All's right w/the world. :hug: :hug: Thanks for the kiss!

[Drum]

6. ;)

[crim son]

7. I'm always inviting her up, Drum!

She won't come :(

[BarenakedLady]

26. LIES!!!

Ok, that's it...I'm on my way...

Damn it's snowing...

Ok, but as soon as it gets warm...

ROADTRIP! ;)

[crim son]

28. TOTALLY!

Now watch: this will be the year it never gets warm. :eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

Incoming!

:* :* :*

[crim son]

4. Thank you!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. That tickles!

No tongue? :P

[crim son]

13. There are all kinds of smileys out there

some of which would get this thread locked. :evilgrin: That's the one I'd post for you.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. Sweet!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

22. Yes you are.

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Indeed.

:loveya:

[Maineiac]

2. You're not irish

But, who cares? <smack> :pals:

[crim son]

5. Only the Irish get kissed today?

Then you're screwn, my friend! :P

[Maineiac]

11. Oh yeah, like this is the first time

You might want to bring your camera tonight.

[crim son]

15. I will.

If nobody kisses you, will you allow me to do the honors?

[Maineiac]

17. The honor would be mine

In anticipation, I shall even bathe AND shave after my workout.

[crim son]

19. Don't do anything special for this old lady.

:P

[crim son]

10. Got your email. You decide the time & let me know, okay? n/t

[KG]

8. okay if i slip a little tongue in there?

:P

:hi:

[crim son]

16. Why not? It's a holiday :)

:hi:

[Deja Q]

12. Nobody outkisses me!

:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

[crim son]

18. Whoa, baby!

That's it: I've been kissed nearly to death. :loveya: Thank you HypnoToad!!

[cwydro]

20. Here's a St Pat kiss for you crim!

:*

[crim son]

21. Thank you cwydro!

A hug and kiss for you too: :hug: :*

[ForrestGump]

24. I'll be gentle

[crim son]

27. I couldn't figure that out for a second.

I thought the one on the right was sending out a long, sticky tongue with an extension and using it to pull the other one over... for what purpose, I was unsure...
:hi:

[ForrestGump]

30. You confused me with Gene Simmons

:D

Actually, a couple of people have told me I look like him... :-(

[bridgit]

25. maybe 2-3 people in your pm inbox...

:shrug:

[crim son]

29. I swear on my dead grandfathers and living grandmothers

that, as far as I am aware, there is no DUer who would be hurt by my kissing random men. Promise.

[bridgit]

31. so...you're harboring a scorpio's intent...

:rofl:

[bridgit]

41. pft...

:spray: tag you're it :rofl:

[crim son]

45. If there's something I should know, then spill it!

:)

[bridgit]

46. my greater sense is that you know perfectly well...

:7

[RetroLounge]

32. with pleasure

I'm not Irish, but my kids are...

:9

RL

[crim son]

34. ...

:7

[SPKrazy]

33. *Smooch*

[crim son]

36. And to you, dear pawpicker,

[SPKrazy]

72. ...

:loveya:

:blush:

[TOhioLiberal]

35. Incoming!

I got my hair cut today! Wait til you see it, I'll post pics later...

[crim son]

37. I do want to see it!

I'll be around later in the night and will look for your post.

[achtung_circus]

38. OKay, but

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

[crim son]

39. Here you go:

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

[achtung_circus]

40. Hey,

me too. I'm with Crash Davis, from Bull Durham:

"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

[Evoman]

42. ...............

But darling we already kissed.
On another thread that maybe you missed?
But your really so nice...
That I don't mind it twice,
But Starbuckanarchist may throw me a fist.

[bridgit]

43. hahaha, good one: There once was a young woman from Exeter...

All the young men threw their sex at her,
So just to be rude,
She lay in the nude,
While her parrot,
An otherwise webcam pervert...
Took pecks at her

[Guava Jelly]

44. Anyday anytime and anyplace

:*

[crim son]

54. Ah, you chose the avatar I voted for!

:hug: and :*

[Generic Brad]

47. Maybe you

I didn't shave today and my whiskers can feel pretty abrasive.

[u4ic]

48. My fence

it only swings one way. ;)


But for you - I've got the WD-40 out. :*

[crim son]

51. Thanks, angel.

I know how to knock a gate down, should the need arise. :*

[achtung_circus]

49. "Who's it gonna hurt?"

I hear you bite.

[crim son]

52. I hear you like it. n/t

[deucemagnet]

50. I couldn't decide which one to use, so here are two!

[crim son]

53. LOL!

They both have their endearing charms!

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

55. Is there anything

more dangerous than a kiss? What is an adrenalin junky like me to do in a situation like this? :shrug:

[crim son]

57. So kind a response.

:hug:

[The Traveler]

65. I have just

demonstrated the dangers of PWI (Posting While Intoxicated) by sending you a reply to my response by replying to my own reply to your post.

Oddly, the above makes sense to me. :) Exactly how I accomplished this feat is not entirely clear.

In the interests of clarity (difficult for me under the current circumstances) I reproduce that response here:

"Kindness has nothing to do with it. Basic lust, on the other hand, could definitely be involved" :evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

62. ...

Kindness has nothing to do with it. Basic lust, on the other hand, could definitely be involved. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

66. I am able, in good conscience, to stand up and salute basic lust

even though I know you lie. :evilgrin: What would we do however without the hope that it does creep up and intoxicate us one day?

[The Traveler]

71. I. Don't. Lie.

Yep ... yer all that and a bag of chips, lass.

[Bryan]

56. Here's a couple of kisses

:* :*

My apologies that they taste of Bushmills and Guinness. It's been a busy night.

[crim son]

59. It's okay! They blend very well with vodka and grapefruit.

Very well. :*

[wildhorses]

58. ---

:*

hiya girlfriend:hug:

[crim son]

60. Hey, sweetie. Just so you know... I started this thread in the afternoon.

As I languish here in the absence of SA, I am enjoying later responses.

:hug:

[wildhorses]

61. yeah, i saw the time

but, i felt like 'hitting' it:rofl:

this time of night....

where is everybody??

[crim son]

63. Sleeping? Having wonderful sex?

You and your "hitting it"! :rofl:

[wildhorses]

64. i learned it from that other guy---

lsk...maybe:shrug:


there is somebody here, anytime a hot to semi-hot chick is mentioned or pic is posted

they are always sayin'

i'd hit it:rofl:


whoever it is...they crack me up;)

[crim son]

67. I hear ya.

I think I'm more discriminating... but mebbe not!

[wildhorses]

68. well, he says it to everybody

but so far with me...i have kept mine in your family:rofl:

thats pretty damn discriminating;)

[crim son]

69. I know it, and I feel special on Juergen's behalf.

:rofl: He already thinks he's god's gift...

[wildhorses]

70. oh lord---

all those looks and attitude, too:rofl:

heaven help us all

[SeattleGirl]

73. MWAH!!!!

:*

[Jimbo S]

74. With a little tongue?

[InternalDialogue]

75. You're probably totally worn out by now, but...

:* :* :*

Happy Sunday night, crim son!

[crim son]

76. I can rouse myself

for your kiss. :hi: