when the NSA and FBI view threads here

[datasuspect]

does that kick up the number of times viewed column?

i'm trying to figure out why some threads will get 2 replies and 557 views.

[sasquatch]

1. I often wonder if my interrogation will be ran by dirty hippies w/screaming children

forcing me to eat cornflake breaded fried chichen, while making me live in the south.

[datasuspect]

2. i was talking to my tactical commander at the multiagency task force briefing.

he said you are not a person of interest in this investigation.

[sasquatch]

7. Well that's nice to know

[Deja Q]

3. And Rachel Ray can get anything anybody wants out of me...

Especially in the Olive Garden or in Wal-Mart! :woohoo:

[sasquatch]

8. Will she give you a triscuit if you cooperate?

:D

[realisticphish]

5. just call them a bunch of douchebag bitches

[sasquatch]

9. "You Fresca drinkin' motherfuckers!"

:rofl:

[Chan790]

4. Wait...the NSA and FBI view threads here???

Why the fuck would they do that?

Everybody knows it's the RW militia-joining Jesus-loving peeps who are actually dangerous. They'd do better to spy on FR. Those people are scary...that's where I found directions on how to build a B...O...M...B. (Sorry, I didn't want to trip some sort of federal dangerous-word scanning sensor.)

[datasuspect]

6. i think i already did

unless there really has been 1000+ views of this thread in 20 minutes.

[datasuspect]

10. multiagency task force briefing kick

shout out to my tactical commander!

[Connonym]

11. Hi Agent Mike

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

12. Wow, hella views.

:tinfoilhat:

[datasuspect]

13. i did a track back analysis of my ip logs

and corroborated it with data from my data security analyst.

does reston/langley VA ring a bell?

[BarenakedLady]

14. Sorry I'm not at liberty to answer that.

:hide:

[petronius]

15. My guess is that when FBI, NSA, or whoever read posts here,

they immediately become very angry at the lying sack-of-shit freepers who called in, foaming at the mouth, to report dangerous un-American activity at DU. When they realize that the fuckstick freepers have wasted their time with false reports of criminal conspiracy, they schedule the freepers for tax audits, in-person driver's license renewal, and parole revocation...

[datasuspect]

16. the cops are all freepers

[libodem]

17. this has been viewed over 2300 times at this point

man that's alota action. Hi, agent Mike.

[GoneOffShore]

18. What do you think they make of

Please Remove?

Certainly one of the more lasting pieces of Lounge silliness in a while.

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. The IRS audit of your tax returns for the last 50 years is now underway.

That's what you get for pissing off the man.

:scared:

[datasuspect]

20. "the man's" primary objective

is to keep a brother down.

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. Don't let the bastards get you down...

From my favorite philosopher, Kris Kristofferson.

[Pierre.Suave]

21. If the NSA and the FBI read this

you fuckers can give back my computer now, while you're at it, go find the assholes that took my wallet and cell too.

[Eagle_Eye]

23. Who cares about the NSA and the FBI? I am worried about

Council on Foreign Relations
Trilateral Commission
Bilderbugers
the Order of the Skull & Bones
the international banking interest
and the Masons

[Omphaloskepsis]

24. Well, my story about taking a random pill and urinating in my pants got...

0 replies and 150+ views.. I doubt the government gives a shit about the puddle I made in the middle of the street.

[Kutjara]

25. It's the ones that get 100+ replies but no views you have to worry about.

That's a sure sign the NSA have been visiting and, with their usual subtlety, attempted to cover their tracks.