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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 10:31 PM
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So stephen hawking tries to buy me a HDTV monitor...
but the voice recognition software the electronics company uses on its 800 number didn't catch his voice right, and hawking is getting all bitchy on me.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 10:42 PM
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1. "...eventually, the universe...will become cold...dead, and .... dark..."
Hey, Stephen has bigger things to worry about than your HDTV, man!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 10:51 PM
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2. yeah, like reprogramming his fake voice box thingie
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 10:53 PM
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3. The second law of thermodynamics will have your ass, too!
You'll see!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 10:55 PM
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4. "young lady, we obey the second law of thermodynamics in this house!"
-homer simpson
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