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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 01:53 AM
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"Have a Guinness When You're Tired."
Edited on Sun Mar-18-07 01:53 AM by amitten
That's what the poster told me to do.

I'm not sure that's the best thing for me when I'm tired...
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 02:12 AM
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1. Until European Union regulations made them stop,...
Edited on Sun Mar-18-07 02:16 AM by Kutjara
...Guinness ads in Ireland routinely said "Guinness is Good for You." Doctors would often prescribe it to pregnant women, to supplement their iron levels.

My mother, a staunch Irish lunatic, would give me glasses of Guinness to help me sleep at night. I was about two at the time.

There's a faded old Guinness sign, painted on the wall of a North Dublin building I sometimes pass when driving into town, that still contains advice to have a bottle of Guinnes a day, "as a tonic."

It's hard for someone who hasn't been brought up in Ireland to understand how fully Guinness has been elevated to the level of an "aqua vita" in the public consciousness. I'd be surprised if ambulances didn't have kegs of Guinness onboard instead of blood plasma.

Health-conscious type that I am, I try to drink at least seven or eight pints of this tonic per day whenever I'm in Ireland. Just to keep myself in tip-top physical shape, you understand.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 02:32 AM
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2. Many feed it to their horses, too
a bottle of Guinness, and a raw egg.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 01:13 PM
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3. I guess the rest of the world has just grossly underestimated the
Edited on Sun Mar-18-07 01:14 PM by amitten
magic powers of hops, barley and fermentation. :shrug:

Guinness made me walk again!
Guinness cured my infertility!!
Guinness purged me of that pesky leprosy!!! :toast:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 11:48 PM
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6. Lol
Then again, the horseman (trainer) in question was recently voted the most influential horseperson ever by a racing magazine.

Perhaps he was on to something? ;-)
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 06:39 AM
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9. I heard it was also often given to postoperative patients
to help them with their iron levels and their recovery from anesthesia.

Of all beers, Guinness is probably not all that bad for you. It actually has less alcohol than a lot of "light" beers.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 01:19 PM
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4. An old friend bought a few of those Guinness posters for me for my birthday
I don't know which ones he ordered but I'm anxiously awaiting my "surprise" in the mail...hopefully they will arrive one day this week.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 01:28 PM
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5. They're pretty hilarious. Enjoy! n/t
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 11:50 PM
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7. Have A Guinness
anytime.....slainte!!!!!
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 12:01 AM
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8. I never did like beer.
But I do love Guinness. Nectar of the Goddesses :toast:

Well, if that's what the poster says to do, who am I to argue :beer: Damn that's good stuff!
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