only amateurs get hangovers

[datasuspect]

that's the worst part of st. patrick's day and new years eve - too many novices clutter up the choice drinking spots.

drinking is a lifestyle, not an activity.

[Guava Jelly]

1. Well stated

Don't try this at home.

Professionals only

[datasuspect]

2. or at least have the proper reverence

for those who have traversed the well worn path. sorta like "take off your shoes before you come in and defile my temple" sort of thing.

and that stool that guy was sitting on, it's mine. my name is written on the bottom of it. i had to smash him on the head with it so he could read it.