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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:27 PM
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I just saw "Idiocracy"
:rofl:
Ow, my balls
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:29 PM
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1. Welcome to Costco, I love you. n/t
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 07:41 PM
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20. "I could really go for a Starbucks right now"
"That's nice Joe but now's not the time for a hand job."
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:30 PM
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2. "don't want to sound like a dick or nothing
Edited on Sun Mar-18-07 08:45 PM by datasuspect
but your chart says you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded." - dr. lexus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyoDUxHeW44
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:43 PM
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4. LOL!!
:rofl:
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 10:23 PM
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24. The good doctor continues: "Don't worry scrote. . .
There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:42 PM
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3. Who could have known the real reason Starbucks is on every street corner?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:44 PM
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5. LOL!!
:rofl:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:46 PM
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17. H&R Block: Home of the Gentlemen's Rebate
:rofl:
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 10:19 PM
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23. They offered me a job at Starbucks.
I'm going to be a CEO!

:rofl:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:45 PM
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6. Brawndo!
It's got electrolytes!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:45 PM
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7. it's what plants crave
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 08:53 PM
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8. What's in Brawndo?
Electrolytes.

Yeah, but what ARE electrolytes?

They're what's in Brawndo.

God I love that exchange... :rofl:
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:32 PM
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9. What are electrolytes?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:33 PM
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10. They're what's in Brawndo!
Plants crave them!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:35 PM
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12. What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:36 PM
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13. They're what's in Brawndo!
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:35 PM
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11. Fuck you, I'm eating!
Great movie.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:36 PM
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14. Upgrayedd with two "D's" for a double dose of pimping!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 10:33 PM
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18. I loved it when she called and found out there were over 5.000 Upgrayedd's
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:39 PM
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15. Go away! Batin'!
:rofl:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 09:43 PM
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16. And this from the guy who brought you BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
Now just imagine an entire nation of these guys. Scared yet?

:rofl:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-18-07 10:37 PM
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19. I think they already have a state IE South Carolina
:rofl:
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 10:25 PM
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25. A president that tells it like it is. . .
President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito covers. But I got a solution.

South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!

South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're dick! South Carolina, what's up!
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 07:46 PM
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21. "He tried taking water from toilets...
...but it's Secretary Not Sure who's in the toilet now."

-Fox News
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 08:50 PM
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22. "We now go to the violence channel"
:D
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 10:26 PM
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26. Frito rocks.
"I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out."

:rofl:
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 10:28 PM
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27. "If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You! "
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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