Post here if you want to be in mine and matcom's posse.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. You must be at least 12.

2. You must be pathetic. Or an idiot.

Go!

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Can you get in if you helped to

hijack a certain thread that apparently had nothing to do with global warming? :D

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Absofrickinglutely!!!! You're in bi_baby!!!!

w00t!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Schweet!

:bounce:

[LSK]

3. you mean hes forming another one behind my back?

:popcorn:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. No. It's just an updated one.

:popcorn:

:rofl:

[lildreamer316]

6. Me!! Mee!!!

Wait....
Stay at home all the time and never never go out...pathetic. Check.
Took me an hour yesterday to figure out that it probably told me on the box (that I had already trashed) the filter came in how to reset it so the water would come out of the fridge right.
Idiot...check.

Okay, I'm in!!

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Are you at least 12?

Because we have strict age standards.

:rofl:

[lildreamer316]

12. I think so..

I'm a very old 13. (33)
Yeah..that's it.

(?!??)

[BarenakedLady]

7. I'm both

So I should be a shoo-in, no?

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Unless you're under the age of 12, yes.

Shoo-in for BNL!!!

[trof]

10. Will we have horses? Guns?

Will they be supplied or will we have to bring our own?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Yup and yup AND SOteric is going to run the chuck wagon!

It's gonna be AWESOME!@!!!!11!!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. I don't like horses, but I do like guns. Can I use my ATV in lieu of a horse?

Mine has steel bars added around the back rack. It's good for posse members riding illegally on the back to hold onto.

[Midlodemocrat]

46. Yeppers. We'll be needing some of that thar stuff.

For shizzle.


Wait, I'm mixing up my posse lingo with street talk. God I'm such an idiot.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. I'm glad to see you're finally calling me God.

Have a blessed day!

[cboy4]

56. ...

:spray:

Bless your heart

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

58. Bless your heart, Damien.

[Midlodemocrat]

66. I told a freeper today to have a blessed day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6320248#6320584


I am a horrible human being.

:w00t:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

71. You are a horrible human being.

So am I, though. I'm thinking I may just skip class, drink beer and act like an douchebag all day.

[trof]

129. OH! OH! I wanna help with the chuckin'.

I ain't really much of a fighter any more, but I'm a HELL of a cook.

[Midlodemocrat]

155. Done.

[sniffa]

13. you are such a

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. And your point?

:eyes:


:smooch:

:loveya:

[guitar man]

14. I'm older than dirt

and I'm a pathetic idiot :(

[Midlodemocrat]

19. You're just the sort we're looking for, mate!!!

You're IN!!!!


w00t!!!!

[guitar man]

41. YAY!!!

I'm finally in a club, yay!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[matcom]

15. BBWWWAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA

:rofl:

:*

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Yes? Would you like to be in the posse?

Are you over 12? Are you an idiot? Do you not care about your reputation?

If you answer yes to all of the above, You're IN, BABY!!!!!

[xmas74]

16. I'm over 12

but I'm not telling how much over.

And I am rather pathetic. Just ask me the last time I went somewhere that didn't involve work or my child.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. But are you an idiot?

Because that is key. If you would like me to fax you the requirements, let me know!!!!

:hug:

[xmas74]

23. I still work at the same bad job.

That makes me an idiot.

(btw-Girl Scout cookies-now I'm getting calls for them again. If you really want some I can contact others but I'm down to only $100 left of the $300 cookies.)

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Just let me know.

The fifteen boxes I bought arrived Friday and were gone by Saturday, so I can definitely get some more.

:bounce:

[xmas74]

27. If need be I can even contact my council.

I take it you really like Girl Scout cookies!

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Not me so much, the damn MidloKidlos.

Especially BoyMidlo.


:eyes:

[xmas74]

37. My nephew hates them.

He won't eat them because the Girl Scouts sell them.

[swimboy]

21. Here

1. Yes
2. Is it okay if I'm both?

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Yes, it is. And, the fact that you are a hottie doesn't hurt one bit.

Hey, check my thread on the 3rd or 4th page, I got the COOLEST grill set for the next DU meetup in my backyard.

:loveya:

[JackBeck]

25. This year I turn double 12.

Can I still get in if I think some DUers are idiots or pathetic?

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Well, that is sort of skirting the requirements,

but what the heck!!!

You're in, you hottie!!!!!

:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. He is a hottie and he drinks like a fish.

That lush.

[JackBeck]

59. Aww.

But I still stand by my theory that the plastic cups had holes in the bottom.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. Well, if we go there again, you can test that theory.

They normally use regular pint glasses.

[JackBeck]

68. Ok, well then my new theory is that you were drinking too slow.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

72. AHEM. First rule of the posse.

DO NOT hijack the posse's threads. That will cause you to be eliminated from the posse like a popped can of Fresca.

The posse hijacks, but is not hijacked. Clear?

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

74. My apologies to you, our dear ringleader.

I'm trying to establish myself as the hottie rebel. The James Dean, if you will, of the posse.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

84. We will post where ever and whenever we want.

Okay?

[Midlodemocrat]

85. You have a blessed day.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

87. Bless your cold, black heart.

[Midlodemocrat]

88. That's cold, black, EMPTY heart you douchebag.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

92. Nice post, Hitler.

[Midlodemocrat]

95. Nice strawman, Hitler.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

145. What's that have to do with global warning?

[Midlodemocrat]

28. I'm going to the bank to get money to fund the posse, so keep this kicked!!!!

:w00t:


:bounce:

[matcom]

30. i can do that

:kick:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Yeah totally.

I love being a douchebag.

Will pitchers be involved? I like pitchers.

[LynneSin]

32. Wow - George W. Bush is gonna be in your posse

I mean, he's both pathetic and an idiot

[Midlodemocrat]

64. Nuh, uh. This is an uber cool posse.

No asswipes allowed. :w00t:

[Guava Jelly]

34. I am over 12 years of age..And I am also a Moran

:7 I'm series!!111!!111111!

[Midlodemocrat]

62. But are you an idiot? Or pathetic?

You must be one or the other!!!!

:P

[Guava Jelly]

102. have you seen my hello thread

It was pretty pathetic :silly:

[Hugin]

35. I'm pretty sure I'm at least 12 or so...

But, I'm stoopid.

Guess that is a show stopper?

*sigh*

[graywarrior]

36. I qualify.

You know I do.

[underpants]

38. I'm BOTH!

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Okay, but you have to eat the chuck wagon chili that SO prepares.

None of this lemonade drink stuff. We eat hardy so we may venture out of the Lounge!!!

:rofl:

[underpants]

70. I'm back on food

I combined the getting off schedule yesterday. My wife made me a fantastic pot of veggie soup and I snuck out and got a salad.

[meegbear]

39. I'm only pathetic, can I still get in?

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Are you willing to work on the idiot part?

If so, yes.

[meegbear]

48. If that's what it takes ...

but I don't wanna vote republican :cry:.

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Good God, man, I said idiot

not lobotomy.


:rofl:

[texas1928]

40. I have been in a posse before but that was chasing rustlers.

so, Can I???

[Midlodemocrat]

55. Okay, but this particular posse

chases douchebags.

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

43. I've always wanted to be in a posse

I'm well over 12, and I must be an idiot as I've worked for a pathetic so-called-salary my entire life being the bleeding heart that I am. Can I join, huh? Huh? :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

50. Buffy, it will be SCADS of fun!!!

We'll rustle, and hijack, and eat chuck wagon chili.

:w00t:

[NMMNG]

54. Sounds like a blast

Make my chili vegetarian though...

[Midlodemocrat]

44. I'm back from the bank. I got money and took out a freeper as well.

What a GREAT DAY for the posse!!!

I'm pulling into the parking lot at Wachovia behind a truck with a William and Mary alumni license holder and a 'Hanoi Kerry' :eyes: bumper sticker on the back.

We park near each other and exchange pleasant smiles.

Me: W&M has been actively recruiting my daughter, but I'm not sure I want her to go there.

Him: Why not? It's a great school! I went there!

Me: Well, given that you apparently didn't see through the RW crap about Kerry, it gives me pause as to the logic they are teaching.

Took my money from the teller, turned back around and said "Have a blessed day".

I am a terrible human being.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

47. Okay, but what do we have to do with global warming?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

53. You have to drink lots of cold Fresca.

:rofl:


:w00t:

[LeftyMom]

61. I'm not sure that's vegan.

:D

[GoneOffShore]

57. I meet both qualifications

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

60. You're IN!!!!

This is gonna be the greatest posse EVAH!!!!


:bounce:

[cboy4]

65. I just want to stir up shit today.

I either do or don't want to be part of the posse! ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

67. Oh, trust me. You SO want to be in this particular posse!!!!

Oodles and oddles of fun. Highjinks, shenanigans, tom foolery, the list is ENDLESS!!!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

73. I just want to stir shit up, too.

LostinVA went home a couple hours ago and I just feel like being a shit stirrer now.

[ScreamingMeemie]

75. And here I thought you locked her in the basement because we haven't

seen her in forever...and you are, like, everywhere on DU. :D :hi: :* :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

82. She probably wouldn't mind being locked in my basement.

It has a plasma tv, pool table, air hockey, pinball and super comfy leather couches.

I actually only posted a few times while she was here. In any case, she won't be online tonight because according to "The Ex" the modem is dead at her house.

[LostinVA]

143. The "ex" was wrong

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

144. Duh. She's the "ex."

Or as "I" like to call "her" the "bitch."

[LostinVA]

146. "It" was tres funny "when" you called her "a" bitch

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

148. I "know." I love how she "now" answers the "phone" with "This is 'Tina!'"

[LostinVA]

149. I "know" -- I think she may "be" afraid of you "now"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

151. Yeah? Well, I'll just "light" a cigarette. That'll "shut" her "up."

[LostinVA]

153. "It" may even "make" her "eyes" pop.

[LostinVA]

142. Help me! Help me!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

69. Sure!

[ScreamingMeemie]

76. Bah...You guys are like so yesterday.

I'm so over it. :eyes:


Btw...



....:hi: :hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

78. YOU may be over it.

But WE'RE not!!!

:rofl:


:hug:

[ruiner4u]

77. Oh oh oh pick me pick me pick me!!!!

please please please please please

[Midlodemocrat]

81. It's not a matter of picking. Do you meet the stringent guidelines to join the posse?

[ruiner4u]

86. uhm...

1) yeah im over 12... and

2) have you ever read any of my posts? hell yeah im an idiot

[Midlodemocrat]

89. WHEEEEE You're in!!!!

Welcome!!!

[ruiner4u]

91. sweeeeeeeeeeet...

:)

[jakefrep]

79. Sure...

...What are we going to be hijacking in GD?

[Shine]

80. I want to be, but I don't qualify on rule # 2.

and I don't think you guys do, either! :D
sigh. Oh well....:D

[Midlodemocrat]

83. TAKE THAT BACK, Shine!!!! WE DO TOO!!!!

:P

[Shine]

90. Nope, won't do it. I fully empower you both to see yourselves as the

magnificent beings you are. :loveya: :hug: Seriously, I believe that for ALL of us. :grouphug:

[LaraMN]

93. YESSS!

I am AT LEAST twelve,

AND I fit the latter specifications. Case in point: I got dressed up all pretty for going out on St. Patrick's Day. I mulled over my shoes, my skirt, my makeup, etc, and then I headed out knowing full well that my hair was full of white paint.

[Midlodemocrat]

94. WooHoo!~!!!!! JackMN has to be in the posse, too.

Just because he's so DAMNED cute!!!!

:hug:

[LaraMN]

97. Of course!

As long as the clubhouse has padded and scrubbable walls. He's been falling off things alot lately, and running into walls. I also just discovered the missing jelly half of a pb&j sandwich from yesterday's lunch, in his room. It appears he tried to feed it to a dragon puppet.

[Midlodemocrat]

98. Well, at least he stopped spitting at the Pottery Barn catalogue.

:rofl:

He is SO adorable!!!

[In_The_Wind]

96. Oh please, let me in! I'm old enough.

:crazy:

[Midlodemocrat]

99. YES!!!!

Ms. Joani in the house!!!!

[In_The_Wind]

Yep, just me and the parrot.

[Wetzelbill]

100. well hell, I'm in

:)

[bicentennial_baby]

101. Yeah, you just want in, b/c I am...

Stalker... :eyes:

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

103. No thanks.

[Midlodemocrat]

104. You have to be at least 12.

So, you couldn't join anyway.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

106. *snort*

Nice try.

[Midlodemocrat]

107. ? I thought you were 12 or 13?

Do I have you mixed up with some other young'un?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

108. I'm 15 and a half.

I'm quite sure you knew that already.

[Midlodemocrat]

109. Wait. Are you the jazz fiend?

Okay, then you're right, I did know that.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

111. Yeah.

:crazy:

How many WIMR's are there around here.

[Midlodemocrat]

113. Don't know.

I just post to post.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

114. Did you celebrate your half birthday?

My sister used to try to pull that trick when she was about seven.

[ScreamingMeemie]

116. My son's school encourages it for those who have birthdays in the summer.

Maybe that explains the increase in children using it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

117. He's seven, right?

Of course, my sister is 19, so it's been a long time since she's tried the half-birthday stunt.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

105. Well, you're no fun.

Have a blessed day!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

110. Okay I've changed my mind. I am 36 and 9/12ths...

Do I still qualify???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

112. I hope so, because I'm 24 and 1/12th.

[Midlodemocrat]

115. Are you an idiot? Because that's a deal breaker.

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

118. sure why not, if you'll have me

I can provide guns and scooters (Vespas, not Libbys) and what I call Tactical Emergency Adaptaion Skills for Everyone (T.E.A.S.E.) if necessary.

[Midlodemocrat]

119. Are you at least 12? And are you an idiot?

Anything else is just gravy.

[unpossibles]

120. I am twenty-sixteen

which shoud answer all three qeustions.

:)

seriesly.

[SOteric]

121. I'd be very surprised if I wasn't grandfathered in on credentials alone.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

122. You're gonna be in charge of the Chuck Wagon1!!!

:w00t:


:rofl:

[SOteric]

123. Yesss!

I alone will bear the tremendous responsibility of seeing to it that matcom's chili bowl never contains beans.

I will not fail you. :patriot:

[Midlodemocrat]

124. I KNEW we could count on you, SO!!!

:patriot:

[youthere]

125. Oh hey! I'm pathetic...

AND an idiot!

[Midlodemocrat]

127. You? But of course!!!

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

126. I wanna be in da posse!

I'm at least 12, chronologically 45, but 12 at least!

please please please

;) ;) ;)

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

128. Okay. You can be in charge of highjinks and shenanigans.

But NO tomfoolery. We haven't decided on anyone for that post yet.

:bounce:

[Decruiter]

130. Ever since I saw yer MegaGrill

I've wanted to be in yer posse!
May your meat be ever sizzlin'.

[Left Is Write]

131. I must be at least 12 what?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

132. Twelve years old.

And either an idiot or pathetic or both.

And, willing to commit all kinds of tom foolery in the heat of the moment!!!

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

133. Tomfoolery? Me? Perish the thought.

:crazy:

[Debi]

134. Would I have to wear one of these???

[Midlodemocrat]

135. No. We haven't established a uniform yet.

:rofl:

[Debi]

136. Will we be voting on that??? n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

137. Sure. It's a pretty loose posse.

No real rules. Just be ready at a MOMENT'S notice for shenanigans.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

138. I guess so, as long as we have cool leather jackets

Like the Punk Ladies in "Grease."

[Midlodemocrat]

139. You can be in charge of the uniforms!!!

:w00t:

[LostinVA]

140. I wonder if Sharper Image sells clothes...

[Midlodemocrat]

141. WooHoo.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

147. I figured our "hook" can be zipguns made from pens from Paradise Pen

[Midlodemocrat]

150. And I know just the man to get them for us.

:rofl:

He's such an asshat.

[Missy Vixen]

152. Okay, I love LynneSin but I fit both your criteria

Am I in?

I'm a nice girl (and have lots of beer to share, and it's not the cheap crap, either.)

Julie

[Midlodemocrat]

154. beer? Beer goes great with chili!!!

Woohoo!!!!!!

[Blue_Tires]

156. I want in -- our kind has to stick together

and by 'our kind', I mean Virginians!

[Midlodemocrat]

157. Okay, but you do know that matcom is a masshole, right?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


:rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

158. i got him confused with underpants

but once i'm on board, you and i can purge out those undesirables from inferior states!

[Midlodemocrat]

159. Psst.

It's mine AND matcom's posse. And, we plan on taking prisoners and stuff.

[Katina]

160. am I too late

I love a party

[Midlodemocrat]

161. nope. there are no time restrictions.

woohoo!!!!!

[Sequoia]

162. Who we going after?

Saddle up boys!

[Midlodemocrat]

163. Why GD of course.

:hide:

Kidding.