that fucking asshole president interrupted ellen!

[datasuspect]

i am pissed.

[crim son]

1. It is now up to you to watch him and tell me what he says.

I ain't fucking doing it.

[datasuspect]

2. i turned off the teevee

and came back to the computer.

i feel like hammered shit today (physically).

can you just shoot me now?

[crim son]

5. Certainly not.

Are you sick? You'll get better.

[datasuspect]

9. it's something in my guts

or some kind of organ.

weird ass pain that is making me buckle. strange nausea i've never had before. ick.

[crim son]

12. You haven't been eating that generic cat food, have you?

Didn't think so. Take care and drink your fluids. I hope it passes quickly.

[datasuspect]

14. i recently came off a two month binge

and haven't had a drink since thursday.

i wonder if this is a detox side effect.

i am really getting too old for this shit.

[crim son]

22. I don't know.

My stomach has been wrong since I began drinking last March. I've cut way, way back but the stomach stuff continues, on and off. I think it's nerves in my case. Maybe you should get checked out if it hurts that badly.

[datasuspect]

23. the last time i went to the er

they kept me in the hospital for a week.

[crim son]

24. Which means it's a good thing you went, unless you aren't insured.

We'd notice it here if you passed away suddenly. Have yourself looked at.

[reyd reid reed]

8. We're better than he is, anyway.

Plus, even on a bad day, we make more sense.

Wassa matter? You sick?

[datasuspect]

11. i think it's my liver

the pain is excruciating. thank god for painkillers. i'm sure those are just aggaravating it.

[reyd reid reed]

15. YIKES!

And then to have to listen to the leaf-blower on top of it? THAT'S what's aggravating it.

He's hazardous to your health. Hell, he's hazardous to EVERYONE'S health.

Feel better, hon.

[terrya]

3. That prick.

One thing worse than pre-empting "Ellen" - pre-empting "Jeopardy"

[xmas74]

4. What does he want now?

[datasuspect]

7. i guess we have to have the courage to stay and kill

innocent iraqis. or have the courage to further destabilize the region and grow more terrorists.

[xmas74]

17. I didn't see him on any channels here.

No way they'd interrupt The View around here.

[datasuspect]

18. i've tried to like the view

i have really tried.

they should just call it the rosie show now.

[xmas74]

20. I don't watch.

I'm listening to music.

but I know they don't like interupting The View.

[reyd reid reed]

6. How dare he?

I hit the 'mute' button and broke in my new mop.

[skygazer]

10. I can't watch him

I end up throwing rotten vegetables at the tv and it's a pain in the ass to clean up.

[graywarrior]

13. He's trying to catch us off guard. . .he knows everyone watches Ellen

[datasuspect]

16. i wish ellen was my mommy

[graywarrior]

19. She'd give you that look and make you do everything yourself.

[datasuspect]

21. yeah but i bet we could dance a lot

really though, ellen is fucking awesome.

my stories are about to come on though.

[Wcross]

25. He disrupted the Price is right AGAIN!

Asshat is always getting on TV when the price is right is playing!