Okay, so THIS is a little unnerving.

[Midlodemocrat]

I return from the bank after getting posse money and taking out a freeper and check the caller ID.

There's a call from the 'Fertility Institute'.

:scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Uh-oh.

Matcom knocked up Teen Midlo.

I knew I shouldn't have lent him the gas money and a 30 pack of Bud light for a trip to Richmond.

[matcom]

3. I took the bus down

used the gas money for Wildberry wine coolers

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Brilliant!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Poor maligned TeenMidlo and her incredibly adorable self

and her winning show choir!!! #1 AGAIN this week!!!!

Take that you, you, well, you other guys.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Congrats!

That is a very good choir.

[matcom]

7. did they get upskirt video this time?

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Listen you perv. Even if they did, they're wearing lollies.

Which as a man, you would know nothing about. Pfft.

[matcom]

9. 'lollies'??

usually I ask how many licks it takes to get to the center on the 2nd date!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. See??? I TOLD you you wouldn't know what they were.

They're like bike shorts worn under the dress.


God, you are such a perv. Wait until my BFF sees this.



:rofl:

[matcom]

11. she already KNOWS i'm a perv!

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Poor little TeenMidlo.

Downstairs actually folding laundry because the sunroom computer monitor is broken and her mean mommy won't get a new one.

:rofl:

[matcom]

13. bet she is spitting in all your socks

meanie :spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Ha. I don't wear socks.

I wear flip flops 24/7 all year round.


SO THERE!!!!


:rofl:

[LostinVA]

17. She does -- I know this for a FACT

[Shell Beau]

2. Maybe wrong number!!

Hopefully anyway, right? :scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Maybe they're looking for donors.

You know...Rent a Womb service.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. LOL. Well, after the PM I sent you this weekend, you should

know that this womb wouldn't be a smart choice.


:rofl:

:hi:

[underpants]

18. Maybe the Freeper patio set tipped them off

:bounce:

Theys wants you to do some more breedin'

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Nice, real nice. I hock the kids college funds for a grill

and this is the response I get.

:cry:


:P

[underpants]

20. More breedin' less readin'

it's they mantra