How friggin' embarrassing...

[LaraMN]

Thanks to my husband, I have to go TA for class tonight, and I have a big hickie on my neck.
The only decent turtleneck I own looks STUPID on me, so I either go to class dressed like an idiot, or I look like I made out with a sixteen-year-old.

I'm way too old for this.
:eyes:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. lol!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

2. When he gets home, I'm pinning him down,

and hoovering his forehead.

[AllegroRondo]

3. just tell them its a curling iron burn

always worked for my sister. :)

[femmedem]

4. That is what scarves are for!

But the students are probably onto that. :)

[Fran Kubelik]

5. I hate it when that happens.

:rofl:

[crim son]

6. Oh, shush!

Wear it proudly! and if you can't do that then recognize how lucky you are! :hug:

[ThomCat]

7. I hope it was fun to get.

:rofl:

You're never too old to make out like silly teenagers.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Reminds me of an old 'The Lighter Side Of...' in MAD

Chick kept tugging at her collar because she had a hickie. Her friend said, "I didn't know a hickie hurts."

"It doesn't."

"Then why do you keep pulling your sweater away?"

"I want it to show."

:D

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Just slap a bandaid over it and tell anyone who asks

that you cut yourself shaving. That should keep them from asking any more questions.

:hi:

[tigereye]

10. um, a scarf?

;)

[edbermac]

11. Tell everyone you were attacked by a vampire.

They'll believe it. :9

[Jimbo S]

12. I got one bad the day before a job interview

way back in college.