anybody want to trade barbs, sarcasm, and innuendo?

[datasuspect]

i'll start:

i guess now you get to play "grown up."

[charlie and algernon]

1. oh yeah, sure, in your dreams, buddy

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

2. i'm quite sure that when you say you're "nauseous"

you more than effectively inspire that in people. are you sure that you aren't nauseated?

[charlie and algernon]

19. i'm surprised you even know what that word meant

afterall, I'M the one with the PH.D in English and Astrophysics.

[datasuspect]

21. ALERT! ALERT!

we got a rocket scientist here.

i'm pretty sure Vocational Correspondence Schools doesn't offer astrophysics Ph.Ds

[charlie and algernon]

24. someone's scared by my superior intelligence

and that would be HARVARD, I went too, twice. The second time just for fun. I'm Sorry, what school did you go to again?

[datasuspect]

25. after i graduated from reform school

i got a Ph.D. in ass kicking from the school of hard knocks.

there's something untrustworthy about effete east coast snobs.

[charlie and algernon]

28. rather be an east coast snob than an inbred redneck hick

and your momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

[datasuspect]

30. a harvard man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder

at 9 p.m. and everyone is drinking and having a good time.

the bartender says, "sorry we're closed."

[Midlodemocrat]

3. You call yourself a liberal? With a post like that?

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

5. liberal?

in the sense of the latin root "liber?"

or in the sense of granola-eating tree hugger?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Nice. You don't have the guts to answer the question, so you go

all grammar Nazi on me.

Nice work, Hitler.

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

11. at least he kept the trains running on time

[Serendipitous]

4. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway?

Oh wait, I don't give a fuck. :eyes:

[datasuspect]

8. nice

who the fuck are you ms. 57 posts?

i'm surprised your profile isn't disabled.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. OMG.

:spray:

:thumbsup:
Nice work.

[datasuspect]

13. i hope people can remember this is a joke thread

[unpossibles]

29. funny

but that's pretty close to what your mom told me last night when we went to Tijuana for that Donkey Show.

[datasuspect]

31. so that's where you were

when i was "instructing" your sister.

your dad got pissed about that, it was his turn.

[crim son]

6. Frankly my dear,

you can stuff it where the sun don't shine.

[datasuspect]

9. i would if you'd let me get to that place

[crim son]

12. It's my fault you can't find it?

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

15. think about it

i know it might be hard.

[mikeytherat]

20. "Might" be hard? Not at ALL hard is what I've heard.

We were talking about you, correct?

mikey_the_rat

[crim son]

22. ...

thanks for that. I was starting to take this personally! :rofl:

[datasuspect]

23. it's a certifiable disability

what do YOU get SSI for anyway?

[mikeytherat]

38. Server Side Includes (SSI)? Way too much for YOU to ever understand.

You probably just use it for adding "dynamic" content to your HTML and avoiding CGI, ya slacker.

mikey_the_rat

[GoneOffShore]

17. If he went to put his head in his hands

He'd miss.

[datasuspect]

18. that's because i'm holding yours.

[GoneOffShore]

35. You couldn't find your butt with both hands.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. how about subtle and not so subtle attacks.

should we bring those on too?

[datasuspect]

16. just bring it

it's all good in the hood

[taterguy]

26. I love you all

You can decide if that's sarcasm or innuendo

[datasuspect]

27. best. post. ever.

[taterguy]

32. Sarcasm right?

[datasuspect]

33. ohhhhh noooo, not at all.

i can assure you of that.

[taterguy]

37. Whew, for a second I thought you were being sarcastic

Now I'm secure in my knowledge that I can make quality posts on the Internet and therefore am a superior being

[unpossibles]

36. I don't even know the meaning of the word n/t

[Raven]

34. here's what I think of you

x( :( :evilfrown: :evilgrin: :mad: :puke: :eyes: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :nopity: :boring: :spank: :grr: :scared: :thumbsdown: :shrug: :tinfoilhat: :cry: :banghead: :rant: :sarcasm: :rofl: :spray: