i'm gonna start a DU street gang

[datasuspect]

we'll have a constitution and bylaws coming shortly.

our "colors" will be tan and red.

we're gonna ride folks (for you squares out there, we will be a part of the folks alliance of street gangs which started in the illinois state prison system in the late 70s, early 80s).

so that means, 6 high, 5 must die, keep your shit to the right.

our allies (and sponsors) will be the IGSDN from 5-1 and wood (terror town) in chicago, so we'll be straight with 2-4, 2-1, and 18th and cal.

we'll be tight with GDs and BGDs from the projects.

our enemies will be LKs, Vice Lords, Ambrose, Counts, Deuces, and 2-6.

still working on our grafitti iconography, but we will need some experienced taggers. tattoos are NOT optional.

to get in:

a 60 second "violation" from your best homies.

you can't get out.

always remember, G'z up, hoes down.

[rug]

1. What kind of street gang has bylaws?

And when did Texas get streets?

[datasuspect]

2. the structural organization of most street gangs

is very complex and largely resembles a company. it fosters an administrative process whereby drug profits can be effectively laundered and efficiently routed to fund other gang activity. similar to organized crime. in places called "colleges" where they have "sociology" programs, overeducated researchers spend decent sums of money to research these topics.

oh, and texas not only has streets, it has huge flying overpasses and a rather extensive network of state highways, u.s. highways, and federal interstates.

plus, in the information age, people can easily traverse long distances by means of telephonic communication and this new thing called "email."

[trof]

3. Do I get a shiv?

And a black leather motorcycle jacket?

[datasuspect]

5. no, but you get to shave your head

and wear baggy clothes.

plus you can petition to get a "toy" with "batteries."

[trof]

8. Cool. I only have to shave the sides.

'Nature' took care of the top.
A mohawk is out for me unless I get a strip rug.

[trof]

4. Name. We need a name. How about "The Turdblossoms"?

[datasuspect]

6. i like "fartblossoms"

[azmouse]

7. ummm... since I didn't understand at least half of those rules,

I'd better not join.

And besides, I don't look good in red.

Good luck in causing riots and mayhem though! :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Word is bond, son.

:D

[LynneSin]

10. My Fight Club is ready to rumble with your Street Gang

I'll align up with Midlo's Posse if I have to get just to have the numbers I need to win

[graywarrior]

11. Count me in.