OK, back the fuck off. . .I've had it with morons, psychopaths and mental defectives!

[graywarrior]

Do not come near me if you are fucking crazy, have issues, hate men, hate women, hate your father, are spoiled, and have memory issues about what you told me last month vs. what you're trying to tell me today.

Just tell me who, what, where, when and how. I don't give a fuck about why. I don't want gifts, I don't want applause, I don't want to be "friends." I just want to get paid what I'm due and not have to listen to you whine all fucking morning, afternoon, evening and again at 11:30 pm.

Get therapy or get the fuck out of my FACE!!!!

Jesus H, every damned lunatic on the face of the planet has been in my face for 3 days now. BACK OFF, DUDES!!!

FUCKERS! ! !

:rant:

[skygazer]

1. Great rant

But you just described everybody in the Lounge! Or all of DU, for that matter. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. No one here can come close to the fucking psycho-lunatic I have been dealing with.

:mad:

[SammyWinstonJack]

50. ..

:spray: :thumbsup:

[bicentennial_baby]

2. i wuv you....

:scared:

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

7. Southie is safer than being around this mindfuck.

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Come home!

:bounce:

x(


:hug:

[LynneSin]

3. Why post this in the lounge - we fit all fit that description

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

5. Nooooo, I have NEVER met anyone as sick as this sick fuck.

Trust me. . .this one is SATAN.

[Bucky]

6. Gray Warrior, ya got a minute? I'd like to talk to somebody about this thing I've got going on, see

Don't know why, but you just seem like the kinda person I could unburden myself to.

[graywarrior]

10. Ya want that pencil stabbed right through your eye? Go ahead, call me.

:hi:

[Bucky]

36. .

pencil? ha!

[MichiganVote]

8. You forgot the incompetents

[BarenakedLady]

9. But, but, but...

I have "issues" that I really wanted to talk to you about...at great length and in great detail for the rest of the week.

Oh come on,

...see it all started when I was a child.

I think Daddy always wanted a boy...












:rofl:

[graywarrior]

19. Go ahead walk all over me

[Jamastiene]

11. Uh, er, uh, uh... Yeee-ussss, Maaaa'aaaaam.

Anything you say. Just don't hurt me. I implore you not to hurt me. :scared:

[cwydro]

12. So...um...

you moving out of Florida?:rofl:

[datasuspect]

14. graywarrior, i want to be honest with you

daddy hit me and told me that mommy drinks because i cry.

[redqueen]

15. aww

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. So, graywarrior. How was your day? Everything hunky dory?

:hide:

[ThomCat]

17. Wow. I hope he/she/it avoids you for a few days.

:rofl:

Be well. :hug:

[merh]

18. errrmmmm, I have to take exception to a comment in your rant

This can't be true, I haven't bothered you over the last several days, I've been very busy. Maybe you want to say "most damned lunatics" or "a bunch of damned lunatics". :shrug:

I'll leave you alone for another few days, just to let the waters calm :blush:


:freak:













:hug: :loveya:

[youthere]

20. I'm sensing that you're upset about something...

no no..don't try to deny it...I have a sense about these things.

[TK421]

21. So what's wrong with psychopaths?

:shrug: Just kidding....hope your day improves, and I hope the person who is giving you trouble dies a horrible, screaming death from head cancer :thumbsup:

[femmedem]

22. Um...I bet your friend's cookbook is really good.

And, uh, I think you were right about alcoholics and hangovers.

Did I ever tell you I like your avatar?

I think copy editing is just the neatest.

I'll bet you've got the greatest taste in books. And um, clothing and music.

Did I mention your avatar?

Please don't ever be mad at me.

[SPKrazy]

23. Hi Gray!

:crazy:

can I come over and play :silly:


:eyes:

what's da matta?

:pals:

[graywarrior]

24. You're all just a steaming pile of comedians, aren't you?

:nuke:

[merh]

25. Hey, I hugged you

and gave you floaty hearts.

:pals: :hug: :loveya:

[graywarrior]

28. And I certainly appreciate that. . .

I just reached my limit today after the phone call i just got from the DEMON in my life.

[merh]

33. then let off all the steam you need

tomorrow you may laugh at our sick humor, then again you may not. :shrug:

prayers for and your handling of demon efforts. :pals: :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

26. Not me...

:hug: I really do want you to come home...

[graywarrior]

30. See, this is what realy pisses me off. . .I just rented a place til December

based on my job. . .which I may have to leave because this person is a complete, out-of-control, crazy maker on steroids. I'd like nothing better than to be back up there where I understand the crazies. . .in fact, I'm one of them.

[bicentennial_baby]

43. I understand...

What's the consequences of breaking the lease, if need be, compared to employment hell? What does the Mr think?

:hug:

[merh]

27. ooops, I forgot

I promised I'd leave you alone. :(

Keep the hugs and ignore the rest of the message (okay keep the floaty hearts too).

:crazy:

:hug:





:hide:

[Raven]

29. Oops, sorry, I mean I'm really really sorry

want to sit down? Want a glass of water? A drink? A pill? A little timeout? A straightjacket? Ah, how was your day?

[graywarrior]

31. My day has sucked since Friday.

And I have a crazy person chasing me.

[femmedem]

37. I'm sorry.

It sucks to not feel safe in your own home.
Hard to tell from your OP if you were being funny yourself, or were really angry. I thought a DU'er had annoyed you.

[graywarrior]

44. No one from DU could ever get me that pissed off.

[crim son]

32. peek-a-boo

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

34. I need a dose of sanity...and I can't find it...probably wouldn't recognize it at this point.

[crim son]

35. You're aware that you've come to the wrong place, correct?

Sigh. Sorry you've been manhandled.

[Raven]

42. Oh, getting that sick feeling in the pit of my stomach

because I've been there, done that. I'm not going to tell you to ignore that demon chasing you because I know you can't. These people just seem to have a way, it's like they go to school for this stuff. Someone here keeps telling you to come home and you've mentioned that you've rented a place wherever you are, so I'm guessing that in addition to feeling incredibly harassed, you may be feeling trapped. So vent! And sit back and close your eyes and visualize the place you'd like to be...you'll get there, we're here in the meantime.

[graywarrior]

45. Just ranting here has calmed me.

This is one of those times where I need to learn how to deal with the people who really push my buttons and cause me to want to commit mayhem. In the past, they have seen my wrath, and then I crawl into a hole and die of guilt for weeks. This time, I'm trying to not explode. . .but it gets more difficult every time I try to enact my philosophy of "keep friends, don't make enemies."

[BreweryYardRat]

38. Damn, sounds like you've been dealing with my mom (among others).

Sarasota's just filled with crazy people. Believe me, I know, I lived there most of my life. Go down to the marina end of Main Street, and you'll see a bar called the Sports Page. Go in and grab a grouper reuben. It'll do ya good.

Also, the fucker you're having so much trouble with wouldn't happen to be named Larry Smith, would he?

[graywarrior]

40. No, but thanks for the head's up. I will avoid any Larry's.

This one is female with a deep deep DEEP hatred for men.

[Debi]

39. What did my mother ever do to you????

x( (Okay, just kidding, I love my mom and she's not a psycho....just in case she reads DU!! :hug:)

[Parche]

41. This One Is For You Graywarrior

[graywarrior]

46. Rawr. . .

[mzteris]

47. why do you hate the Lounge

so much? We resemble that remark, ya know. . .

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

48. Maybe you need to come stay on MY couch for a bit...

:hug:

RL

[graywarrior]

49. Yes. And the saga continues. . .it will not end. . .

Now two others are involved. Lord have mercy.

[RetroLounge]

52. Well, my couch isn't THAT big...

:D

RL

[graywarrior]

61. That's ok. . .

We'll either kill one another or figure it out by the end of the week.

I just talked to a psychologist who knows the DEVIL and got a heads up on what's happening.

[Ptah]

51. Ha

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. But, but.. what about me?!!??

:cry:

[graywarrior]

54. You!

You're my anchor.

And my acid trip

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. That one fucks with my head.

I like it! :7

[graywarrior]

56. It's like the drink I so needed today.

I've been mesmerized by it for the past hour. *sigh*

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. Aye, aye!

BTW thank you again for the email. :D

[graywarrior]

62. You're welcome. I knew you'd lurve it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. What's not to love?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

65. *sigh*. . .everything is as it should be. . .

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. Bwhaha, that one is great.

They're so precious.

[graywarrior]

72. If only SATAN knew. . .I actually have solace in my life

DU
RevActs
Mr. Gray
AND
some weird kinda, kinky, goth Jesus-boy

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. What a grouping..

:o

[graywarrior]

76. Probably the reason I attract Satan spawn

[RevolutionaryActs]

77. Don't give away my secret!

[graywarrior]

78. Don't ask. I just like it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

79. What does it say?

"Sex. Drugs. Gray"?

[graywarrior]

81. Holy fuck. . .he made the same mistake I did years ago..LOOK

He's B L O N D E ! ! !

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. Who does he think he is?

Toby?

[graywarrior]

84. They're merging.

I can't handle this.

I need a real blonde.

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. Dude, what are we going to do?

[graywarrior]

88. I'm in a dither.

Completing and utterly in shock.

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. That's hot..

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

90. We are

SICK FUCKS

or at least I am


Well, maybe you too

[RevolutionaryActs]

91. My question is, was there ever any doubt?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

93. Makes me wonder why crazy people gravitate toward me.

You're not crazy, right?

Right?







Please dear lord, make her not crazy!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. Have you ever read one of my posts?

I'm nuttier than a fruit cake! :crazy:

[wildhorses]

57. but, i have been at work the past 3 days

so, nope...it wasn't me


no way!!!


not this time:bounce:

[hippiechick]

58. Hey, me too!

We must know alot of the same people !!!

:toast:

[smoogatz]

59. Okay, you've been dating my last ex, haven't you?

I warned you. Or I should have, anyway.

[graywarrior]

63. Hell, no! I can't even imagine this person in a relationship without getting hives...

..which I think I have.

[smoogatz]

66. Sudafed. Give me sudafed.

Works wonders on hives, weirdly. Sorry you're having a bad time with this person--that kind of shit really sucks.

[DemoTex]

68. Great short-rant, graywarrior.

I'd say "ditto," but the connotations are too nasty for this fair board.

[graywarrior]

71. I'm clever when I'm just about to lose my mind.

:evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

69. update:me too!

i can't get specific, but... :thumbsup:

[DainBramaged]

70. How about the Dain Bramaged?

:evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

73. Ha! Used car lot billboard on I-45 north of Houston (ca. 1981)

Owner is Dain Bramaged. Make a Deal!

[graywarrior]

74. Do you have "issues"?

[DainBramaged]

82. I can be a truly cranky, angry sonofabitch, sometimes.

[graywarrior]

85. You need to be manipulative, whiney, buy your friends, and your eyes need to roll around like you

are INSANE but have no clue that you are and have no clue that other's KNOW that you are.

[DainBramaged]

92. My friends KNOW I'm shit bag nuts

[graywarrior]

94. Which is why you are here.

Republicans have no clue what they're dealing with.

[hyphenate]

80. You forgot a few:

sociopaths, incompetents, liars and * republicans. :)

Trust me, been there, done that. I'm with you 150%

[graywarrior]

87. Sociopath NAILS it.

[GalleryGod]

96. Perigee.

:puke: