how do you handle being incredibly sexy?

[datasuspect]

for me it can be a very lonely world.

the glow, the very aura of beauty around me makes mere mortals think i am unapproachable, but i'm really not.

don't hate me because i am beautiful and my hair smells of angel's sweat.

[Aristus]

1. Well, in public, I'm very self-effacing. That tends to disarm anyone who

might otherwise become very jealous of my stunning, otherworldly sexiness. B-) :+

[datasuspect]

2. guys hate me because their wives want to leave them for me

[Zavulon]

4. I have this problem as well. It can be difficult.

However, we can't blame these women for their taste ;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Your self-effacing behavior is sexy indeed...

:D :loveya: :*

[Aristus]

23. Aw shucks!

:blush: :hug:

See? How self-effacing was THAT? :silly:

[Raven]

3. Same way I handle gossip

quietly. :-)

[skygazer]

5. It's a problem

One must remain modest and self-effacing while the world gasps in awe over one's spellbinding allure. The petty jealousy of others is a constant issue and I have to be so careful not to cause traffic pileups.

Still, I feel I owe it to my public to make an appearance. They live for it, don't you know.

[Guava Jelly]

6. It's so hard to take it sometimes

I can't leave the house with out some sexcrazed playmate wanting to Bada bing.
They don't see the real me!!..
I'm just a piece of meat to them!!!!!
Get to know ME!!! ladies!!!..And the Eyes are up here :eyes:
:mad: ;(

[terrya]

7. I keep asking my boyfriend that all the time.

Of course, *I* don't mind it. :-)

[datasuspect]

16. your response is worthless

without pics . . .

[In_The_Wind]

8. I outgrew it.

well



mostly :evilgrin: some things never totally fade away

[datasuspect]

15. sexy is timeless

in your case, it is forever.

long time, no see!

[trof]

9. I wear a burka.

Burqa?
Burqua?
Burger?

jeez...

But I get 'those' looks anyway.

[Esra Star]

14. That would be great. The sisterhood could have a day of

solidarity with the Iranian sisters and wear a burger for the day.
I think it could work.

[trof]

17. BURGERS FOR THE SISTERHOOD!

I'm IN.

[Shine]

10. I fully embrace my goddess nature.

as I encourage my sisters to embrace theirs, too. :D

:hi:

[guitar man]

11. It was hard at first

But after shopping at a million stores, I finally found a shirt I wasn't too sexy for :D

[azmouse]

12. I'm hotter than the Phoenix weather!

[Left Is Write]

13. I have no idea.

[BarenakedLady]

18. I handle

whatever comes my way.

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

20. fast? slow?

delicate? rough?

i want details.

[BarenakedLady]

48. I'm sure you do

However those are question whose answers you would have to find out for yourself.

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

19. It can be tough, but somebody's gotta do it!!

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Huhhuhhuh... you said "handle"...

:rofl: :hi:

[Briarius]

24. That's easy! Denial!

It's not just for my drinking problem anymore :D


:rofl:

[Nikia]

25. I bring my husband who is built like a football player with me

Most places I go. Even then, drunk guys still hit on me at the bar sometimes.
At work, there is a strict sexual harassment policy.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. I don't, because I'm not.

x(

[crim son]

33. You are. n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. Prove it.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

40. Too shy.

Otherwise I would.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. Yeah, "shy."

:rofl:

[crim son]

43. Perhaps shy is the wrong word.

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. Indeed!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

46. It's taken me four months to get to the point where I allow you

to spank me in public. That's not shy? :evilgrin:

[JackBeck]

47. We have an extra room if need be.

And we can give you two the place if you need some privacy.

Just let us know...mmm'kay?

[crim son]

50. That's awfully kind, JackBeck.

Please persuade SA :rofl:

[JackBeck]

66. Clearly, y'all don't need my persuading.

I hope you're not allergic to cats.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

65. Oh, I'll let ya know.

:evilgrin:

[JackBeck]

68. Maybe I should clarify

We only allow breeders in our house if you promise us a baby.

:yourock:

[SPKrazy]

69. I Think

those two are looooong gone

[JackBeck]

73. Just offering a non-judgmental environment

where they can consummate their love affair as long as they aren't allergic to two of our cats.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

71. How about a Cabbage Patch kid instead?

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

75. You're getting closer.

I can think of a handful of lesbians that we'd love to raise our kids with.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

49. Whe the hell did you allow that?

I need to catch up!

:evilgrin: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[crim son]

51. Oh Oh Oh

... there's that darned shyness again. I can't do it! :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

52. ...

:mad: :mad:

[crim son]

53. Laughing.

That's the intensity I was talking about! :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

54. I'm ready to burst!

:mad: :mad: :nuke:

[crim son]

55. Ahhh,

you're going to force me to have to take a leave of absence again. Anything I say WILL cause this thread to be locked. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

56. We have to turn our keys simultaneously.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

57. ...

:blush: Right here in the middle of the thread? :blush:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. Anywhere you want.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

59. Help.

I need advice.

Maybe, in the kitchen. On the livingroom rug. Back part of the hallway. Dining room table. The settee in the guest bedroom, aw hell, why not just use the bed I can always wash the sheets...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

60. You'll be doing a LOT of laundry.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

62. Oh, fixed the typo.

It was very endearing.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

63. Yes...

;)

[crim son]

64. PMd you.

...

[SPKrazy]

67. ...

get a room! :wtf:

:rofl:

[crim son]

41. Dupe.

[TOhioLiberal]

35. Yes you are!

...it is I who is not sexy. Not at all, nuh-uh.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Thanks!

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. I just deal, it's worth it in the end.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

28. I give out free sunglasses...

...the flimsy plastic kind, but at least it shields the eyes. :9

[MAGICBULLET]

29. The Pimps in the 'hood all hate me

because I get everything free (the ghetto version)

[Skittles]

30. we don't hate you because you're beautiful, dahling

we hate you because you are a stuck-up bastid :7

[achtung_circus]

31. "Handle"

might be an inappropriate choice of words.

Just sayin'.

[crim son]

32. How do I handle a being who is incredibly sexy?

With a firm grip.

[rug]

34. Let someone else handle it.

[Kerrytravelers]

36. I take comfort in the fact that everyone wants me. If they say they don't, they're lying.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

37. N/A

[JackBeck]

45. Extra doses of Rohypnol.

[SPKrazy]

61. Personally I Just Go With The Flow...

it seems that when I do that all kinds of interesting things begin to happen

force it and it disappears...

let it happen and... wonderful things come into being...


that's what I do

:shrug:



:rofl:

[bridgit]

70. i get up on the catwalk, make them all beg for it, and then demand Aztec gold...

in payment :bounce:

[SPKrazy]

72. *snort*

you crack me up bridgit!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

74. hey friend...

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

76. hey hey!

:pals: