Tonight: FLAT CHICKEN!

[trof]

Miz t. pounds out chicken breasts into a schnitzel kinda thing.
Then dusts with flour, dips in egg wash, then breadcrumbs.
CRISS-PEE!

Mashed taters and bullet peas.
AND GRAVY!
yum

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I can't even understand that post without smilies.

:bounce:

:hi:

[trof]

2. Although I don't use them, I still enjoy watching them.

[Debi]

3. WHAT??? NO CORN FLAKES????

:nuke:

What the hell is wrong with you????

[trof]

12. We only use (crumbled) corn flakes on the chicken fried bacon.

[Debi]

14. You just DON'T fry bacon with chicken...

mixing species is NOT to be tolerated x(

[Crabby Appleton]

4. This seems like a violation of the no-chicken-threads rule!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3499154

[trof]

8. Oh gosh. I thought it said "No Chicken JOKES".

Dern.
Was that a chicken joke?

[MonkeyFunk]

5. then what?

Is heat applied to the chicken in some way?

[trof]

7. Nope, just refrigerate until dinner time.

I KNEW I should have said more.
Sautee in peanut oil with a pat of butter.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Okay, trof. I need you to splain sumthin. What are bullet peas?

The rest sounds good.:9

[trof]

9. Yankees call 'em 'English Peas'.

We call 'em liddle bullet peas.

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Gotcha! Thanks. n/t

[SOteric]

11. Sounds like a fancy way of dressin' up roadkill to me.

:P

[trof]

13. We tried the chicken-in-the-driveway thing.

The damn chicken kept moving just as we were ready to roll over it (him? her? I have no idea.)
I was messy and just totally unsatisfactory.