If you had to choose your epitaph right now, what would it be?

[smoogatz]

I'm thinking "Life's Too Short To Drink Cheap Booze" might be my first choice, followed by "Hey! You're Standing On My Head!", with "The Problem With Heaven Is, It's Full of Christians" as second runner-up. You?

[crim son]

1. "Not A Moment Too Soon."

But I'm feeling morbid. :rofl:

[rug]

2. You're next.

[TOhioLiberal]

3. See! I told you I was sick!

:P

[graywarrior]

4. I'm Leaving DU

[smoogatz]

6. Lol.

Excellent. Or, "Dammit--I've Been Tombstoned!"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. She loved........

Well, but not too wisely....

Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams...

Here lies a special angel...

Love will survive, beyond death...

[Ptah]

7. His children love him. n/t

[Chan790]

8. Mine is actually stipulated in my last W and T.

as "Here lies the greatest Motherf#$ker who ever lived."

funnier is that I don't want my name on it, I don't want it in a cemetery, and I want the dates written in a very-odd fashion. Year-first European format in numeric form without dashes, hyphens or somesuch.

19791112 - ??? (Hopefully something like 20790909)

[LostInAnomie]

9. Hey! Leave me alone! I'm trying to masturbate down here!

The funny thing is that I won't really be masturbating because I will be dead. And, dead people can't masturbate.

[grannylib]

10. This is going to sound really cornball...

but I would be really happy to have
"Bloomed where she was planted."

I really like that old poster from the 60s and have always tried to live that way.