What are you worth?

[Fran Kubelik]

http://www.humanforsale.com/

It is silly, but I filled it out. It tells me I am worth exactly $2,039,268.

What are you worth?

[Nicole]

1. I'm worth less than you.

You are worth exactly $1,919,000

My downfalls:
Age: 48 - $10,000
This one is pretty simple. We valued younger people more than older people. :P

20/20 Eyesight: No - $0

Sexuality: Straight - $0

Give to Charity: Yes - $0

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Crap!

they say I owe them $$.

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. I'm worth 2,514,006

Most of the value is on academic achievements, race (which I thought was odd), and having big boobs. :shrug:

[Fran Kubelik]

5. Sigh...again and again I am penalized for my less than impressive

chestular endowments.

:rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Yeah but they discounted me for being short and having dark eyes and hair.

This test values tall blond white people with big boobs and little feet.

[Hugin]

24. This survey is the most '-ist' I've ever seen...

Sexist, Racist, Hairist, Eyecolorist, Elitist, Ageist, Heightist... etc. (I'm probably missing many)

Sad thing is this is exactly how the Corporate Media has programmed the bulk
of the population.

Sad... really.

Very sad.

I took great joy in clicking in my responses with my middle digit.

[DemoTex]

4. $2,614,060

[opiate69]

6. You are worth exactly $2,656,266

[unsavedtrash]

7. $1,591,078

:shrug:

[Strawman]

8. 2,737,120

[mark414]

9. $2,275,650

[terrya]

10. I'm worth $2,178,852

I can't believe they asked me about my penis size. :-)

[Rhiannon12866]

12. I am worth exactly $2,684,890

I'm not sure if that's really exact, since I guessed on a couple of the questions. But that was fun, thanks! Any takers? LOL.:D

[Callalily]

13. $1,888,060

[Midlodemocrat]

14. $3.25 WooHoo!!! Starbucks here I come!!!!

[progressoid]

15. 16 bucks. Harumph.

[Courtesy Flush]

16. I'm worth $2,163,038

Don't know why. Most people wouldn't give a plug nickel for me

[zingaro]

17. You are worth exactly $2,804,304

[dropkickpa]

18. $1,783,616

I scored on the boobs and iq, tanked with the whole short, big feet, overweight thing. Oh yeah, and being a girl. And smoking.

[MilesColtrane]

19. $1,546,298

Main discounting was for age, and being an artist. (They are apparently worth $0, but I already knew that.)

IQ and test scores helped keep me in seven figures.

[bigwillq]

20. $1,556,450

But fuck this test....it gave me no money for being gay. :mad:

[SteppingRazor]

21. $2,559,952 n/t

[Hugin]

22. I'm a steal at -only- ...

$3,091,876.02

:D

That's rock bottom, baby.

[ThatsMyBarack]

23. $2,048,208

Dude, where's my check? :shrug:

[dysfunctional press]

25. $3,365,034

why are size 16 shoes worth $0??

[Tektonik]

26. $2,560,030

I'd be willing to sell my soul for half that amount :P