Any homewreckers in da' house?

[KitchenWitch]

Disclaimer: This copycat thread is in no way to be picking on any individual or groups. Any similarities to any individual or group are purely coincidental.

[jpgray]

1. I once vomited on my friend's mom's rug

In the context of this thread, I suppose you must interpret that as you will.

[KitchenWitch]

12. That qualifies!

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

2. ................

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

13. Pass me sumadat!

[Wapsie B]

16. Maybe you could use a drink.

Or two.........or twelve........ ;-)

:beer:

[KitchenWitch]

17. or a meeting!

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

19. yes that too!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear KitchenWitch!

Well, sweetie.......NO homewrecker here, as far as I know!

Nice to see you tonight........

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

4. What constitutes a 'homewrecker'?

Can one actually wreck a home that is intact? Wouldn't the foundation of said house be already cracked?

Disclaimer: It's the Smirnoff posting. BNL had left the building. And both das Smirnoff and the absent BNL realize that this is a copycat thread.

[BarenakedLady]

27. Omg you are so right BNL

Why thank you, my dear.

No really. you are so insightful.

<blush> no you are!

No you are!

I can't believe how deep and meaningful you can be in the midst of all your tomfoolery.

Pshaw, it ain't nothin'.

Well thanks for the comment.

No problem. anytime.

*smooch*

<smooches>

[KitchenWitch]

28. *snerk*

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

5. How 'bout a wreck?

will that do?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

8. You are not a wreck.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

10. Trainwreck waiting to happen

slow motion in fact

:eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

6. I haven't wrecked a home since I trashed the kitchen while in the

midst of a full-blown pregnancy-related hormonal attack. :blush:

[KitchenWitch]

11. YIKES!

And I thought my pregnancies were rough!

:scared:

[SeattleGirl]

15. It was a bad night, for sure.

Fortunately, my then-husband just let me get it out of my system, then tucked me into bed, and cleaned up the mess. His gold star for that is still in good standing, 27 years later.

[InvisibleTouch]

7. Got a whole pack of 'em.

3 10-month-old puppies and a rambunctious 2-year-old!

[KitchenWitch]

14. Anything you don't want broken is at least 4 feet off the ground, I hope!

[InvisibleTouch]

18. Well, I try!

But you'd be surprised how high those guys can reach, when they stand up on their hind legs. That doesn't save the floor, walls, carpet, baseboards, etc., of course. They've helped me remove almost all the linoleum in my kitchen. Had to be replaced anyway. :)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

20. My homes a wreck...

I just did the dishes for the first time in months :rofl:

sadly, that isn't a joke

[KitchenWitch]

21. Been there Done that!

Not a lot of fun digging out from that though!

:hug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

22. but its sure is fun when its over

:hi:

you doing good kw?

[KitchenWitch]

23. Mostly

I have had a pretty shitty day. I know tomorrow will be better.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

24. today just hasn't been to hot for anyone, huh?

:hug:

here's to tomorrow being a million times better

[KitchenWitch]

25. Hear hear!

:hug:

:loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

26. .

:loveya::loveya:

[texas1928]

29. OOPs...

[KitchenWitch]

30. Damn!

Sucks to be all involved.

:scared: