Post your jokes here!

[u4ic]

I'm still right royally peeved, and need to reduce my blood pressure in order to sleep tonight.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. How many canadians does it take to screw it a lightbulb....

[u4ic]

2. How many, eh?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

3. You have electricity up there????

[u4ic]

6. Only when we turn the crank fast enough...

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. A brazilian...

Oh snap..

[u4ic]

5. ...goes an artery...

:crazy:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

7. LOL

Nice beaver....

[u4ic]

9. ONLY if you feed him goodies...

:yoiks:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. Im leaving that waaaaay alone.....

nope, not gonna do it...

[MonkeyFunk]

8. A young stud

is driving his porsche across the Golden Gate bridge. On the way, he sees his girlfriend standing on the rail, looking distraught.

He stops the car, walks up to her and says "Hey Babe... what's the matter?"

She replies "You son of a bitch - you knocked me up. I know you're not gonna take care of me and the kid because you're so go damned selfish! So I'm gonna kill myself."

He gets back in the car and says "Babe, you're not just a great lay... you're a helluva sport!", and drives back to Marin.

[stuntcat]

22. What does Bruce Lee ask for when he's thirsty?

Wa-Tah!


I'm late huh? :blush:

[stuntcat]

23. (oops, wrong place too)

:blush:

[SKKY]

11. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb???

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change!

[u4ic]

13. Wouldn't they

just medicate it into submission? :silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Donald Rumsfeld...

Eh... you've probably heard it.

[u4ic]

14. I was about to have another BP spike

but I didn't.


Thanks for sparing me. :pals:

[MikeH]

15. If buttercups are yellow, what color are hiccups

Burple

[u4ic]

16. That's what I'm looking for

Thanks! :7

[AmyDeLune]

17. A woman is having coffee at her home with a friend on a friday afternoon,

The woman looks out of the front window and sees her husband strolling up to the front door carrying a huge bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates.

The woman sighs and says, "Great, another weekend on my back with my legs in the air."

Her friend, looking confused, replies, "Why? Don't you have vase?"

[u4ic]

18. Lol

:rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

19. I don't feel like posting my picture this morning

good morning :7
:hi:

[u4ic]

20. Good morning, m'friend!

If you remember my GRRRRRRRRRRRRR thread of last Thurs/Fri...well that's been the bookends of this weekend, which was a busy and enjoyable one. Until today.

When I talk to you, I'll go more into detail. :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

21. I remember the Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Just get through it the best ya can.
Happy calm thoughts

And gee you are up late.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
this is good for a laugh