I have now eaten too much chocolate

[u4ic]

in recompense for the riled up-ness, so now I've got TWO things to keep me up tonight. :banghead:

[Guava Jelly]

1. is this your most current picture

:rofl:

[u4ic]

3. Actually, it's this:

(actually, it is a DUers pic, and I thought it was so cute I had to save it)

[Guava Jelly]

5. Oh thats Funny!

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

2. This is not possible

What it is, actually, is that you haven't bene getting your fiancéehugs.... :D


:hug:

:hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:




:loveya:


Well...it was good for me, anyway. :-)



:*

[Guava Jelly]

4. You think if we do a good ol fashioned Brawl over her again it would

cheer her up?

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

6. Did you just step on my toe?

No...I'm serious. Did you just step on my toe, goddammit?







I think you stepped on my toe.


:grr:



He stepped on my toe.

And kicked my chia pet.

And tried to steal my woman.


He's gonna pay.

[Guava Jelly]

7. Oh was that your toe?

And your chia pet is ugly.
Ever heard of a breath mint buddy!!!
she's mine i tell ya mine

[ForrestGump]

9. My toe? No, that was the tip of my...

Suck on that, fool...

[Guava Jelly]

10. yeeeeeeeouch

Looks like kids are out of the forecast u4ic :mad:

Take this you two bit elvis wanna be :mad:

[ForrestGump]

12. That does it. Remember your guitar?

I think it needs tuning.

[Guava Jelly]

13. You broke my Guitar

Argggggggggggggggghhh.
You can steal my woman
shoot my dawg
and give me a power wedgie!!!
Nut nobody breaks my Girl Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhh!
Oh it's on!!!!!!!!!!

[ForrestGump]

14. I prefer the ORIGINAL lyrics

to "Blue Suede Shoes" :P

Try Aveeno moisturizer for that skin problem, dude. It's good for that sort of thing.


Oh, yeah:



Do you know the song "Steamroller Blues"?


'cos you got 'em, baby...

[Guava Jelly]

18. oh yeah

I'm comming atcha Captain Kirk Style
Kaaaaaaaaahn!!!

and I will have to take a rain check on the rest of the fight
(got to go to work now)
Remember "He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day"

[ForrestGump]

22. He who fights and runs away

better check the brake lines on his car.... :D

[Guava Jelly]

31. Damnedest thing happened to my brakes... they stopped working!

And i slipped on some grease in my driveway.
:mad:

[u4ic]

16. Um...

it was named after ME! :cry:

[Guava Jelly]

17. See he may as of well of broke you.

:loveya: :mad:

[ForrestGump]

19. Your real name is Fender?

I sure hope you don't go boating much. :D

[u4ic]

20. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a

joke going over my head...


:crazy:

[ForrestGump]

23. I'm taller than you,

so this is to expected. :-)


:hug:

[u4ic]

24. But if the joke sinks...

I could get hurt. x(

[ForrestGump]

25. I'll make sure to throw them way, far out there

Wait, I already do that. :-)

And I'll try sinking, instead... :hug:

[u4ic]

26. I hope you can swim!

[ForrestGump]

27. Very well

:D


I can swim, too.

[u4ic]

28. I'm sorry,

but the Department of Redundancy Department is not on this floor. :shrug:

[u4ic]

8. I was getting

Callebaut kisses. :D

Did I tell you that you (well, me and other Edmontonians, not you:P ) can buy huge blocks of pure Callebaut chocolate at the grocery stores? Anything from a few hundred grams to pounds.


I ate a bit too much dark chocolate tonight. I normally don't keep it around, but I was just too angry...grrr...don't want to rile myself up YET AGAIN for the...what? 15th time tonight. x(


Yes, I think it must be a lack of fiance hugs. Or a lack of said fiance's threat to kick someone else's ass. :P


:hug:


:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

11. I am battling the interloper: are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?!

:P

Callebaut kisses melt into nothingness beside Gumpkisses. :D

And, yes, thank you for reminding me that I am not a Deadmontonese and therefore not only missing out on bathing in your munificent magnificence as I should be but deprived of bulk slabs of that wayward Belgian chocolatier's wares... :-(

:hug:

That dark chocolate is, indeed, a significant gustatory experience. :D

Unrile, baby, unrile.... :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[u4ic]

15. I went to brush my teeth

and missed all the live action! :-(

I see some remnants from above, though...a shard of clothing; a couple of broken teeth; some blood stains, a tuque and what looks like Donald Trump's rug...and what the heck is that??!!?


:wow:


The Gumpkisses have to be out of this world to top the Callebaut ones. :*

I only bought the dark because if I would have bought the milk, the whole slab would have been eaten tonight. :scared: I wanted to be able to fit out the doorway tomorrow. :silly:


I think I'm getting to the unriling point. I haven't been muttering to myself or gesticulating to that (invisible) asshat in the past while. :crazy:


:hug:

[ForrestGump]

21. pay no attention to the body parts, and Fender pieces...

The cad has fled the rumble ground, claiming work -- yeah, right...on A Tuesday? -- of all things.

Thanks for finding my tuque. I thought I'd left it in his mouth.

I don't know how Gumpkisses stack up, but they're yours... :-)


:hug:


:*

And, at some point, so is some sleep for you.... :loveya:

[krispos42]

29. u4ic = euphoric!

I get it now!

:rofl:

(am I just slow, or stupid?)

[Guava Jelly]

30. I have a confession

When I first saw it I thought it was
You For Eye See :dunce:
Hey sometimes I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.:rofl:

[u4ic]

32. I've read that many times before...

the "aha!" moment. ;)