Post a new and original complaint about The South

[Orrex]

Mine: They're so much closer to the equator than I am, the jerks!

[Deep13]

1. Those warm-weather rust-free car drivers!!

:mad:

[taterguy]

2. Every one who lives there is a racist neanderthal

And they're too cozy with Jesus

[Orrex]

3. Hmm....

I suspect that you've missed the tone I was aiming for, but thanks for playing!

[taterguy]

4. Sorry

I'm from the South and it's been established that all Southerners are morans

[Deep13]

8. Well, there's one guy who pretends to be from the South who is a moron.

I'll give you a hint who it is.

"It's HARD being president."

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. Don't blame the South for this dipstick...

He's from Connecticut -- as is DU's favorite Democrat.

[Deep13]

13. I did say "pretend."

DU's favorite Democrat? Seems like the favorite around here is Al Gore. He's from Tennessee. I'm sure he spends all day on his porch in a white suit, drinking juleps and droning on about his magnolias.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. I was talking about Joe-Mentum

and being sarcastic. And you point about pretending is well noted.

[mark414]

5. many of my friends are visiting it right now

and i am not with them!

[AllegroRondo]

6. What the heck are grits, anyway?

and why do they eat them so often?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Johnny Reb Polenta

nt

[Shell Beau]

12. Mmmm!!! They are yummy. Add some salt, pepper, and butter and you

are on your way!! :9

[AllegroRondo]

15. so thats the secret!

They always try to give them to me when I eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel, but they taste like wallpaper paste. I didnt know you had to add stuff to them.

[Shell Beau]

16. Oh yeah. My husband likes sugar on his but I find that yucky!!

But always butter!!!!

[ashling]

19. Butter and sugar

and mixed w/ fried eggs(over medium -cooked, but thick and runny)

[asthmaticeog]

7. The South is my baby-mama and she won't let me see my kids.

They're my everything. :cry:

[Deep13]

9. Those nit-wits don't even own snow shovels!

And what's the deal with all the kudzu?

[LaraMN]

17. They're stealing all the god damn warm.

:mad:

Well, it must be going somewhere, and it sure as hell isn't here.

[trackfan]

18. Their old sports coaches have funny, inappropriate-sounding names

like Cock Diddler, or Titty White, or some shit like that. National TV annoucers pretend not to notice, and say stuff like "I was talking to him before the game and Cock says he really has his boys up for the series".

[XemaSab]

20. The ocean is losing salinity

from Southerners putting so much salt in their food! x(

[Burma Jones]

21. The Southern States are not Square Enough

and lack the symmetry of Wyoming.