Pentagon moves to quash rumor that Bush is their remote-controlled holographic image

[emad]

Washington AC/DC: (Rioters): A massive damage limitation excercise is underway at the Pentagon after persistent leaks that George W Bush is a violent, holograpically-generated remote-controlled image modelled on Star Trek Voyager's holodoctor. And the White House a fiendish holo-deck constructed by aliens.

The military's need for an obedient, malleable and convincing wingnut politician took several decades to replicate according to sources which worked on Pentagon retro-engineering projects during the Cold Whore years.

After succcessful imputs by the Justice Department's shredding of Bush family criminal records a number of prototypes were created, some of which ran on unleaded, some on bourbon and the remainder on cocaine.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i16413

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Wow. Clearly a 10 year old is at the controls.

That would explain the uniquely juvenile decidering