i'd like to buy monkeyfunk a beer

[datasuspect]

or whatever his drug of choice is.

let's smother monkeyfunk with gravy and affection!

[reyd reid reed]

1. Mmmmmmmm....

gravy.

:9

[datasuspect]

4. did i mention that i am the "gravy master?"

[Serendipitous]

2. Isn't he the dominant cry-inducing dog-abuser I just read about?

For shame...

[datasuspect]

3. my PETA contacts are enroute to have a "million person march"

at his place of employment.

[Serendipitous]

6. Well, if they can organize against the "March of Dimes", Monkey Funk is not exempt.

God, I hope they fry his straw-like ass!

[MonkeyFunk]

31. Ha!

sucker! I'm unemployed!

Tell them to bring beer.

[Karenca]

5. Yes, that's MonkeyFunk.

the one and only.

[Sanity Claws]

7. Are you going to put the beer in front of him, say "stay,"

and make him wait 20 seconds before he's allowed to drink it? Then, we smother him with gravy and again make him wait before he's allowed to lick it off, right? Is that the gameplan?

[datasuspect]

10. 22 seconds

i bet he washes his dog in tap water too!

everyone knows that evian is the only humane water to bathe a dog with.

[Serendipitous]

11. Good for you. That's dominant and almost not abusive.

Were I to try to explain how you "could do it better" then well, I'd be here all night.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

me too!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. me too!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. me too~!

[MonkeyFunk]

28. babe...

that's three beers! Are you trying to get me drunk? (hic)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. ofcourse i am!

:P

:evilgrin:

[Fran Kubelik]

12. Monkeyfunk is one of the funniest posters here.

Hell, I would buy him a whole keg.

[datasuspect]

17. one of the funniest abusers

[Fran Kubelik]

23. Back that shit up.

[Karenca]

27. You go, girl.

:toast:

[datasuspect]

29. here's a statistical analysis by the CDC that shows per capita

monkeyfunk is a holy terror:

http://www.cdc.gov/biologicalterr/animalabse/20sec.php/MONKEYFUNK.pdf

[RandomKoolzip]

13. MonkeyFunk? The guy who abuses dogs?

Fuck 'im. He's a piker. He merely witholds food from dogs. I set them on fire.

[Orrex]

14. I'm sorry, but...

At a glance, your subject line looked like "I'd like to monkey-fuck a bear."

Hey, I guess whatever you're into is fine with me, so long as the bear is willing.

[jpgray]

15. ...

:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

16. ~

:spray:

I am laughing so hard it actually hurts.

[Orrex]

19. Well, consider how the bear must feel

Not to mention the poor monkey!

[datasuspect]

18. you just earned mucho points with me

can i add you to my "buddy" list?

[Orrex]

20. I would be honored

Especially considering what qualified me for the list!

:hi:

[datasuspect]

21. i'm guessing you don't know what i mean when i say "buddy?"

but that's cool, i'll go easy on you.

[Orrex]

24. Doh!

:scared:

[MonkeyFunk]

32. I did that once....

met him at a bar.

OK, maybe it was more than once.

[asthmaticeog]

22. As would I, sir, as would I.

:patriot:

[MonkeyFunk]

25. Huh?

Wha?

I just woke up. Lemme have some coffee first, then we can discuss libations.

Oh hell, throw a shot of Bailey's in there.

[datasuspect]

26. yer a damn fine american sir

i like the cut of yer jib

[BarenakedLady]

33. Mmmmm beer gravy

yummy...

[Omphaloskepsis]

34. I will inject some steroids in his butt cheek.

[MonkeyFunk]

35. Now THAT'S

a real pickup line!

[Name removed]

37. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[MonkeyFunk]

38. Bless yer heart

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

43. Sorry %5 are mine

jerkface

:P

[MonkeyFunk]

44. Ha!

you treated the percent sign like a dollar sign! Jerkface!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. I'm gonna set my jello up your arse

I I was using the ethiopian usage of the percent sign.

Now go put your cat out - and use the ashtray!

[MonkeyFunk]

46. Oh...

I apologize, but not in a weak way.

I didn't know you were from Asia.

[Nicole]

36. Can I make him beg for it first?

:toast:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

39. If he's like the monkey's I've seen all he needs is some feces to fling

MF - I'll set you up if ya need some :thumbsup:

[MonkeyFunk]

40. oh god

you had the vindaloo again, didn't you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. A bad case of chutney-butt

:thumbsup:

[MonkeyFunk]

42. That's what I call

Sanjaya on Idol!

[LynneSin]

47. Monkeyfunk, I believe, needs a Lithium drip

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. Moe Monkey Moe Monkey!