Our faux St. Patrick's Day surprise with JackBeck and Miss_Strawberry!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

We celebrated St. Patrick's Day with JackBeck and Miss_Strawberry at Poor Herbies in Madison, NJ. They had the extreme honor of being the first to see the beautiful rings we bought one another to celebrate our new found Bridezilla-ness. Those are real faux gems, by the way. Straight from the Dollar Store. Miss_Strawberry had to take the picture, because JackBeck was too drunk...er...dazzled by the sheer brilliance of the real faux gems to focus the camera.



Then, we went back and had a lovely night at The Madison Hotel, which was a tres elegant place. We plan on staying there after our wedding.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Bling bling!

:toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Fo' shizzle!

:toast:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. They're not real.

:hide:



:bounce:

Congrats!!!!!!

[LostinVA]

5. The Dollar General is every bit as good as Big Lots, you elitist snob!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. They're real faux gems.

Fucking elitist.

:hide:

Oh and the Dollar Store carried bras, too. I thought of you.

[LostinVA]

4. There was a wedding party at the hotel when we got back

All of the men in full dress kilts and the ladies dressed to the nines, all in this very elegant lobby... drunk off their asses around a huge cooler of beer.

Our real faux gem rings are tres nice. I don't even mind the rash it's given me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. My rash went away. I must be getting used to it.

There's nothing like a group of drunken men in kilts.

[LostinVA]

10. And, we're not even straight, or a gay guy

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. I know!

The power of the kilt is amazing.

[JackBeck]

8. I was blinded by the bling.

And I wasn't drunk! I'm a professional here.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. That much bling is blinding.

I'm surprised Miss_Strawberry could see. She must be used to my blingness.

[JackBeck]

17. She was even able to get in the zuccini sticks.

Yum-o!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. I know! Now that is the mark of a true photographer.

Zucchini sticks and plastic cups of beer. Classic.

[Miss_Strawberry]

28. MADD SKILLZ!

Yo...

[LostinVA]

19. The composition of the photo is award-winning

Someone call the Pulitzer people ASAP!

[Miss_Strawberry]

30. Your saab

was pretty damn blingy

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. I should be driving that blingy baby around again fairly soon.

I love her.

[Miss_Strawberry]

35. Speaking of Bling

Evan wants a tooth cap...

[LostinVA]

36. OMFG

[Miss_Strawberry]

39. Every day

is an adventure...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. That's for damn sure.

I was explaining to LostinVA that my house was like that, too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. WTF?

He could probably pull the look off oddly enough, though.

[NMMNG]

9. There's nothing like real faux gems

But really, I think you were far too extravagant.

[LostinVA]

12. They came with clip on earrings and a necklace, too

All for a buck. Even Cheaplo... errr.... Midlo will approve.

[JackBeck]

13. Maybe after a few glasses of white wine.

[LostinVA]

15. That'll take her about 30 minutes -- I think you two are related

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I might be related to them, too.

I can pound the wine. No carbonation.

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Just lovely!!!

I see one or the other of you is a pillow hog. MrG is a pillow hog and we've been happily married for 11 years this July 19th. Many happy years of hoggery to two of my most favorite people.

[LostinVA]

21. The pillow hog's name begins with an h and ends with an a

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. All those pillows are on YOUR side of the bed.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. I guess I would be the pillow hog one, but all the pillows are on LostinVA's side.

I just moved them around for the sake of the picture. They were very comfy pillows, though. I wish I could have stolen them and not just little jars of jelly that said "The Madison Hotel."

[LostinVA]

25. I stole a bunch of Taylor's of Harrogate teabags

And the shoe mitten.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. What the fuck are you going to use a shoe mitten for?

Then again, I stole the mending kit. Like I'll ever use that.

[LostinVA]

29. You can't even put duct tape on jeans right

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. At least I knew you should take them off first.

Sheesh.

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. When you go back wear a maternity shirt the day you check out.

:think:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Brilliant!

[Raffi Ella]

24. AW, lol, Nice~

wow,everyone's getting engaged around here ~ Congatz to the two of you.That Hotel looks real cool btw.Nice place to have a honeymoon! :toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Yeah, we actually announced our wedding a few weeks ago, but we wanted to have fun with the rings.

And thank you!

:toast:

[BarenakedLady]

33. Stunning

Absolutely stunning.

I am, of course, referring to your smile! :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

I think the rings are more stunning.

:rofl:

[Miss_Strawberry]

34. I like...

Haruka's smile!

[LostinVA]

38. Tres blingy

And, the cutest dimples ever.

[Miss_Strawberry]

41. If she had a grill

it'd be more blingy

[Call Me Wesley]

44. Locking.

Enough is enough.



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