Why, for the love of God, would anyone become a Dental Hygienist

[LynneSin]

Seriously, Dental Hygienists were probably S&M Dungeon Mistresses in a previous life; hell they probably do that in their spare time.

And why does my hygienist insist on chatting with me when she knows damn well my mouth is full of those pointy things and that suction thingie. Do they take a course in English to Jibberish and perhaps are they interested in a job interpreting what the hell Bush is saying. Plus I'm sure there are mouths out there that are probably the equivalent of the "Worst Toilet in Scotland" (if you haven't seen Trainspotting then you won't get it). (mine isn't - I brush & gargle before I go in)

But in the end they always give me a goodie bag - toothpaste, floss & brush. She even let's me pick the flavor of my fluoride paste - which this time was Bubblegum.

[tk2kewl]

1. On a similar note: who wants to buy toothpaste that leaves their mouth

feeling like they just left the dentist's office :wtf:

have you seen that tv ad. :crazy: