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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:19 PM Original message |
someone keeps stealing my doormat ! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
1. set a triggering device to set off a 12 gauge shotgun |
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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. hmmm, too bloody |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. it's probably those meddling kids |
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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. there aren't even kids there! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
4. Glue it to the floor |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. A communiqué |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. Someone once left a six-pack of beer on my doormat. |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
8. String, sleighbells (or other bell or whatever). Instructions: |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
9. Get this doormat and you will not have any problems. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:39 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I like that |
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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-20-07 04:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. that would be stolen immediately |
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