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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:40 PM
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God, I love Tuesdays
It doesn't have the lame suckiness of Mondays, nor the sad-ass label of "humpday", nor the sorry drudgery of Thursdays. Fridays are cool, though.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:42 PM
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1. Who are you, Robert Smith?
Even though oblique, I have a Cure earworm now. :-|
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:43 PM
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2. He was in some band that was big
when I was high, right?
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Serendipitous Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:44 PM
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3. I won't tell you what Tuesdays have said about you.
Let's just say that they don't share your sentiment and leave it at that.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:46 PM
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4. This I vow...
I will make Tuesdays love me. I will send a severed polar bear head to Tuesday to show my love. Then Tuesday will understand me.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:47 PM
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5. no one could ever need tuesday as much as you do
it's rather tragic really
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:48 PM
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6. Not ze eisbär!!
:cry:
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Serendipitous Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:53 PM
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7. I will refrain from linking to the rather sad post on craigslist with the sordid details
of how you hurt Tuesday masturbating in the bathroom stall at her Tuesday's place of employment.

It'll take FAR more than a polar bear's head to get past that.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-20-07 04:57 PM
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8. Hrm...
I once jerked off on a Tuesday.




This was back before I discovered Elton John.
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