Who the hell is MonkeyFunk and why does he have 83 threads on the DU lounge first page

[LynneSin]

:shrug:

Just curious

[datasuspect]

1. he's the chief financial officer of my cult

and archivist of my library.

he was granted authority for his activity. i can show you permission forms and the meeting minutes where the executive council discussed his posting activity.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. You appear to have a browser bug

reboot or buy a mac. :shurg:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Wasn't :shurg: the head of Death Row Records?

[conscious evolution]

3. You must have everyone else on ignore.!

[mainegreen]

5. Mr Coffee Reincarnate?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. I miss MrCoffee.

I hope him and his family is doing great.

[mainegreen]

7. Did something happen?

I just noticed one day that Mr Coffee had vanished.
:shrug:
I hope nothings wrong.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Not as far as I know.

He just stopped posting.

I liked the guy.

[AllegroRondo]

16. Is he related to Mr T?

:shrug:

[Name removed]

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[KamaAina]

11. He's really Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

I thought everybody knew that :P

[HEyHEY]

12. Cause monkey's can type much faster than humans

[Midlodemocrat]

13. He's the new Mr.Coffee.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. when i was a child, a monkey snatched my banana away from me.

:shrug:

i still think monkeys are cute.

[mainegreen]

41. I thinks thats so cool.

[XNASA]

15. I confess. He belongs to me.

I got him through this ad in the back of an old "Boy's Life" magazine.



They weren't kidding when they said he likes lollipops.

[MonkeyFunk]

29. Daddy!!

You never told me I was adopted :cry:

[XNASA]

32. It was for your own good.

:(

[terrya]

17. Why not?

Hey, it's not my DU. Live and let live.

[slj0101]

18. Kind of annoying, isn't it?

[terrya]

19. .

1, 2, 3, 4, so far....

[asthmaticeog]

20. CONFESS! You find this somehow ironic!

[slj0101]

21. Huh?

Sorry, dude, the shit's annoying.

[Shell Beau]

22. Why? You don't have to click on the threads.

I sometimes post lots of random shit too. This is the lounge. But hey, you have the right to feel that way.

[LynneSin]

23. We all post random shit

I mean, what do you think this thread was?

[Shell Beau]

25. Mine are always random. I am silly so mostly my threads are stupid!

:)

[slj0101]

24. Sorry, but I think the OP has a point.

Her "I'll Donate $40 to the mods" thread is WAY more important that the spam he posts.

[Shell Beau]

26. Ok! Well I hope you don't get too annoyed at all my silly threads!

[slj0101]

27. I don't even know you.

Hi, I am Seth. Pleased to meet you.

[Shell Beau]

31. Shelley!! Likewise!

:)

[LynneSin]

28. Yeah but no one took me up on the offer

so now it's worthless crap

[LSK]

36. yeah but it seems like all the sudden

[Shell Beau]

38. I am guessing it is on purpose! But for what reason I haven't a clue!

:shrug:


:7

[swag]

30. My 98's boomin' with the MonkeyFunk

all the jealous punks can't stop the dunk

[datasuspect]

33. i'm hittin the switches in my 6-4

representin crips and rocking the monkeyfunk G

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. Sucka's to the side I know you hate my Monkeyfunk!

[LSK]

34. This thread speaks for me

[Fran Kubelik]

37. His profile says he is a guy from Chicago

I have learned that he has a dog and likes American Idol. He also has a wicked sense of humor.

I guess I missed him saturating the lounge yesterday. Seems like lots of people do that on occasion. It is one of the things I like about this place. It has a goofy, stream of consciousness feel to it sometimes. Other times it feels like I walked into a junior high school cafeteria. I like the goofiness better. ;)

[Shell Beau]

39. I agree with the wicked sense of humor!

Very wicked in fact!! :)

[Kutjara]

40. MonkeyFunk (n):

(1) A human manifestation of kudzu.
(2) Any ubiquitous plant or animal.
(3) A primate with an advanced sense of rhythm.
(4) A collective being that exists purely to post on sundry leftish message boards.

[Evoman]

42. He liked my comic

:shrug: That makes him okay in my book.