Are You A Sockpuppet?

[SPKrazy]

:shrug:



If so...

here's an idea...

IT'S LAUNDRY TIME! :rofl:


:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

1. K&R

:yourock:

[JackBeck]

2. If you only knew how many people you speak for right now...

It's like you're reading a lot of DUers minds.

[SPKrazy]

5. Oh?

Hmmmm? Wonder why that would be? :shrug:

[JackBeck]

9. Shrugs indeed.

Some people just make it obvious, I guess.

[SPKrazy]

21. Nahhhh....

psychic! ;)

[JackBeck]

46. You're very talented.

You may have found another career.

[SPKrazy]

53. It may be my dream career...

actually it isn't far removed from my real career since I have to be semi psychic in it very often to figure out what is going on.

Actually, psychic-ness, (not to minimize true psychic abilities that may not exist) is really just powerful trained observations of human behavior in certain settings.

For instance, a blackjack dealer learns to read his/her players at a table and can bluff them with the best of them if they are good and can read what is on their mind/cards.

Now me, I just read human behavior usually as it relates to people having problems. There are infinite versions of a finite set of types of problems. 'tain't hard really to get it right 80% of the time, then the details fill in.

As for online, behaviors are repetitive, and it becomes obvious when someone or someone(s) are continually playing tag team gotcha... in service of another realm.

so cryptically speaking, I'd say that my dream career might not be different from my actual career.

:crazy:

[JackBeck]

68. That doesn't just apply to cards.

I swear that I could figure out what someone was about to order to drink a good 90% of the time when they came up to me at the bar while I bartended.

And I would agree with you as well, with online behavior. The repetitiveness is an obvious show of their hand that they are completely unaware of. Especially when many others are observing their behavior, yet not responding to their posts.

[SPKrazy]

69. see, you are a psychic too!

we could start a business and do well... hell, i bet psychics aren't as good as you or i would be at it!

online behavior is sooooo fucking predictable..... and i don't even know why i bother to observe it i should just turn off my computer sometimes when i see certain things beginning to happen.

but that's my fucking problem, i'll shut up :endrant:

[terrya]

3. No

No, I'm not.

[SPKrazy]

7. Good to know!

me either...

:hi:

[terrya]

10. I'm not all that scintillating with one identity.

Nevermind adopting another. :-)

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

19. Yeah, That's A Good Point...

wonder why anyone would be a sockpuppet anyhow?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. yes ofcourse i am.

:P

and clearly anyone who disagrees with me is a sockpuppet of someone else who disagrees with me.

[SPKrazy]

6. Prolly So...

I'd be concerned if anyone disagrees with me because then they must be a sockpuppet of someone else, and if they disagree with...

:silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. yup. its all circular sock puppetry.

:crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Ah

a sockpuppet circle jerk!

COOL!

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. ...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

16. Bwahaoooaoooaaaaahhhhaaa!

you said circle jerk!

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

13. I disagree.

I'm not a sock puppet however.
:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. you are just a trouble maker.

trouble makers are different from sockpuppets.

[KitchenWitch]

15. Are you saying you are a sock MONKEY?

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Hey, I'm a little different. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

20. Aren't we all!

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

17. SOCKMONKEY!

:rofl:


:spank: :spank: :spank:


bad gormy cuss!

wait

:spank: monkey? :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

22. Of course not.

Sock puppets are always discovered and banned here almost immediately. They're never allowed to stick around for months. Everyone knows that. :)

[SPKrazy]

23. That's Right!

:D

[KitchenWitch]

24. Damn straight!

:)

[BarenakedLady]

25. If you want me to be

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

26. Yes Dear...

will you be my sockpuppet tonight?

:rofl:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

29. Of course

I shall be your sockpuppet tonight.

:thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

30. Oh Boy....

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:pals:

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

27. naw--more like a

fuckmuppet:P

[KitchenWitch]

28. Oh, that works too!

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

33. thanks, will be here all week. don't forget to tip the bartender

;)

[SPKrazy]

36. Oh I Won't!

not with the fuckmuppet around :P

[SPKrazy]

31. *Gulp*

;)

a fuckmuppet

:rofl:


OMG, that's great!

I always wanted to meet a fuckmuppet!

"Hey, come see this fuckmuppet" or hey do you want a fuckmuppet?

[wildhorses]

35. --did i just say that out loud??

:blush:

[SPKrazy]

38. --yes you did--

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

40. sometimes i amaze myself

the pure naughtiness that comes out my mouth *aghast*

[SPKrazy]

41. it's endearing

and makes me write in lower case like you just to speak your language :loveya:

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

43. ---

aww....geeeze:blush:


:hug:

[SPKrazy]

44. ---

es true! :hug:

[merh]

32. Sock puppets?

You mean they do exist? :silly:

:shrug:

Whodathunk? :freak:

[SPKrazy]

34. There have been some sightings

clean up on aisle 5, another damned sockpuppet has been here, damn!

[merh]

37. I thought they were like aliens

that "they" existed in the imagination of truly creative or touched souls.

Darn those socks! :crazy:

[SPKrazy]

39. I Think That When Socks Disappear In The Dryer

and we think they've just vanished...

they've really gone on to become sockpuppets :shrug:

then they invade places like here?

[merh]

42. OMG , I never thought of that

and the last 2 times I have done my laundry, I have lost socks.

OMG :cry: I'm responsible. :eek:

Forgive me, please :hide:

:(

[SPKrazy]

45. We're All Responsible...

for creating the sockpuppet race

:cry:

[merh]

47. Some of them are like the Bruce Willis character in

"The Sixth Sense" - they just don't know they are dead and they refuse to cross over.

:nopity:

[FuzzySlippers]

48. I see dead people.

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

49. I see dumb people.

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

51. You talkin' to me?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

52. Nah, I'm talking to whover put a pancake on that poor bunny's head.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

61. I See The Rev Cheesehead casting out the devil!

and the devil is grinnin'

:rofl:

:hi:

how is it going rev cheesehead!

;)

[RevCheesehead]

66. Nah, I'm just casting asparagus.

I'm good! And you, darlin'? :hi:

[SPKrazy]

67. I'm Like Karma Chameleon I think

I come and go!

:rofl:

[xmas74]

50. We're having a problem again?

I need to pay attention.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

54. I'm TemporarySockpuppet's Sockpuppet

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. We are all Will Pitt's sockpuppets.

Oooommmmm

[SPKrazy]

56. Not Me...

but I do like your smiley

vewy cool!

:yourock:

[cwydro]

57. SPK

I know I can trust you to fill me in on this one, and for god's sake, I thought I was up on all the DUisms, but WTF is a sock puppet??? I mean in this context?

[asthmaticeog]

58. Here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet

[cwydro]

59. Thank you

I think I was just figuring it out...reading on another thread. However, I thought that websites could identify users by internet addresses?:shrug:

See what I know.

[SPKrazy]

60. Welll...

check yer PM

mebbe I can explain it better there

but basically a sockpuppet is a puppet made out of a sock :P

in other contexts, it might be someone that is being used like a puppet to espouse your views when you are unable to do that.

you choose

:shrug:

[cwydro]

62. I got it now I think

duh, took me awhile. But ya know, I'se frum the southland and we can sur be kinda slow.:rofl:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

63. Nope

[Blue-Jay]

64. RAAAAHHHH!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

65. Are you a witch?

[KitchenWitch]

70. Not sure about BlueJay, but I am!

:P

[Mad_Dem_X]

71. I think you need to go

back in your corner!

:dunce:

:+

:spank:

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

72. I Don't Think So...

I think this is spot on!

:hi:


:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

73. No... I'm not a sockpuppet.

Nor do I have any sockpuppets.

[GenDem]

74. No, I'm not

What you see is what you get.

I did, however, follow an interesting sockpuppet call out a few months ago that led me to many different message boards. I felt like a sleuth -- it was intriguing.

Your sockpuppit is really cute -- looks like a purple Kermit the Frog. It might make a good plan for one of my art classes. :think: