Sockpuppet Sex Question...

[SPKrazy]

do sockpuppets actually procreate and have offspring that are capable of procreation?

Or are they like mules, (horse and donkey) that are sterile?

I guess the real question is are sockpuppets going to take over the earth? Or are they self limited by sterility?

:shrug:

(not a sex thread by any means) ;)

[TOhioLiberal]

1. I don't think they procreate...

...after all, they're socks aren't they? :hi:

[SPKrazy]

2. Well...

depends

some are literally

but the figurative version, not so much sock, as ...

:hi:

you 5Ker!

[LeftyMom]

3. They start flamewars and wank like it's going out of style.

Duh. :P

[SPKrazy]

4. But do they procreate?

I don't think they do...

and I think that is the way to destroy them, they can only clone themselves or pass themselves off as someone else...

or be a sock?

:P

[LeftyMom]

5. They already come 12 in a bag for $3.99.

If they were getting any they'd have better shit to do.

[momophile]

6. if anything, don't their mates or children

get lost in the dryer?

edit - spelling

[SPKrazy]

9. They do seem to lose a lot of family members

but ...

they keep showing up in larger and larger numbers

and maybe they are being kidnapped instead of getting lost...

kidnapped and put into service of sockpuppet masters :crazy:

[merh]

7. Some procreate and have little

booties



:blush:


:hi:

[SPKrazy]

8. *snort* *Snort*

booties :rofl:

they do procreate? :cry: oh no, we're in trouble then

[lutefisk]

10. I guess you don't know of Ed the Sock...

http://www.edthesock.com

[SPKrazy]

11. Ruh Roh!

that's a problem...

that sockpuppet is well, busy... :crazy:

[MonkeyFunk]

12. I once had sex

with a sockpuppet.

But "the man" kicked me outta the toy store. Uptight dickwad.

[SPKrazy]

15. No kidding

i mean where's the sense of humor

you did use protection didn't you

[Generic Brad]

13. That's where those single Christmas socks come from

And, yes. They are sterile.

[merh]

14. Silly ...

that's just the ones born in December. :silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. They must be tamed

not abused but tamed

[RevCheesehead]

17. Nope.

They're like the Shakers. Celibacy for life.















Oh, and they live in their mother's basement, too. ;)