I'm thinking about starting a jazz band. Who wants in?

[crim son]

:rofl: yuh, I'm bored AND boring tonight.

This is our vocalist:

[SPKrazy]

1. Man That Cat is Fugly!

but I'm game...

I'll play the Kazoo, or maybe the Kudzu...?

:rofl:

[crim son]

2. I went on search of ugly cat pics tonight.

And now the job is done!

[SPKrazy]

3. Yeah, I Saw Another One You Had

a whole cat family, or was that the rest of the band?

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Me!

[crim son]

11. No, I'm saving you for a different kind of music altogether.

Did you get that script in?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. Is "script" a euphemism for something?

:hide: :evilgrin:

No, I didn't, but the deadline was extended (till my b-day, ironically), so I have some more time to finish it.

[crim son]

15. No euphemisms - I won't have you torturing me tonight :)

Were you even close to being ready or is the extension a good thing? (make of that what you will :rofl: )

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. I'm about to burst with ideas, but an extension doesn't hurt.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

18. And even if it hurts a little bit, that can be good.

IMHO. :O

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Yeah, I've just gotta dive in and finish.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

22. And I encourage that

as long as, should a redo be required, you're up for it. :evilgrin:

It will be required.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. I am well-acquainted with second drafts.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

25. Well, I'm not

:( which is why I express an interest. In your talent, I mean.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. I also write short scripts.

It happens. x(

[crim son]

30. A short script can pack a lot of punch.

I've even been known to edit when it seems the right thing to do. :9

You know I'm fully capable of having a conversation about the weather, right?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. Sure, if every page is good.

:P

[crim son]

35. Why don't you let me take a look at it?

It may need some work.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

37. It could use your skills.

:D

[crim son]

39. While I could benefit from a more youthful perspective. Ummm

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Thud.

(That's me, fainted dead away. Weak heart and a body weaker still.)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. This always happens to me.

x( :P

[crim son]

44. Well, you could always attempt to revive me..

But I've sworn to go to bed at midnight, so make it fast! :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Damn, I wish I didn't have asthma.

:P

[crim son]

46. Oh, boo.

:(

[Starbucks Anarchist]

48. Let me get my inhaler.

All better now. :D

[crim son]

50. That's good, because I was just sobbing on pawpicker's

shoulder.

Midnight and I shall turn into (more of a) pumpkin. Alas, and just when you get your second wind.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

52. And I'm gonna blow your house down.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

54. Do it, I dare you.

You tend to leave the job only partly completed, you know. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

57. Inhaling...

exhaling.



:evilgrin:

[crim son]

58. You don't have asthma!

:loveya: G'night SA. Be good.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

59. Good night!

I'll try. :loveya:

[Nicole]

5. Count me in!

[SPKrazy]

6. Hey You're Purty Good Miss Kitty!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

8. Thanks!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

10. ===

;)

:hug:

[mentalsolstice]

7. I'll bring the pickles and Bloody Marys

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6327802#6327965

[SPKrazy]

9. Yer A Hoot!

:hug:

jazz and drunken pickles

:rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

13. Don't laugh!

We mixed up a jug of bloody marys, marinading with claussen pickles, for the Pensacola Jazz Fest...some ungodly number of years ago...but no matter...it was memorable...

You laugh...but you'll be begging for my concoction...and then you'll recognize my importance, in the whole scheme of things...

[SPKrazy]

21. I recognize your importance already and find it very appealing

so bring on the pickled pickles :rofl:

and I'll bring on my own self!

:yourock:

[mentalsolstice]

26. I'll be the enabler!

Which is a big role these days! Just ask Lindsey, Britney, et al! Y'all will be begging for me!

[SPKrazy]

27. I'm already beggin!

just enable me...

:rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

36. We'll be codependent! nt

[SPKrazy]

38. Okay...

sounds like a plan!

:P

[crim son]

40. ...

you think so? :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

41. Yeppers

I think so

:crazy:

[crim son]

43. Kidding!

I'm only reading the subject lines. :D

[SPKrazy]

47. ...

aren't you busy?

:shrug:

[crim son]

49. Not any more! n/t

He's cruel, that one. :P

[SPKrazy]

51. ...

then you must be a masochist :P

[crim son]

53. No, I'm not. I just haven't begun to bleed.

I will because it makes me happy.

[SPKrazy]

56. ...

'kay

:shrug:

:hug:

[mentalsolstice]

60. So we'll pretty much go down in a flame of blazing glory

We'll tour around the country as a part of Crimmy''s jazz combo (you'll be the sexy sax player every woman dreams about), drinking my Bloody Mary mix together, drinking, drinking drinking...

Hopefully, thanks to Crimmy's sexual attraction (she'll exude sex kitten as the lead in a jazz combo...at least we're hoping for that!). So, we'll hit it big and end up in Europe, right? Then you and I will OD on the BMs, and we'll be buried next to Jim Morrison in Paris? Well, actually, I was going for cremation up until now. However with the new scheme of things...we could have a big mausoleum for the fans to visit...

It sounds like a great plan to me!

[SPKrazy]

62. OD'ing On BM's and Choking and Drowning In A Bathtub

sounds like the way to go...wouldn't be the worst way at all

I was listening to a non jazz song today that reminded me of how I used to fantasize about going...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfyLfimk55M

Shooting Star- Bad Company

Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song,
'Love me do,' I think it was. From there it didn't take him long.
Got himself a guitar, used to play every night,
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit,

And everything's all right, don't you know?

Johnny told his mama, hey, 'Mama, I'm goin' away. I'm gonna hit the big
time, gonna be a big star someday', Yeah.
Mama came to the door with a teardrop in her eye.
Johnny said, 'Don't cry, mama, smile and wave good-bye'.

Don't you know, yeah yeah, Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
Don't you know, don't you know. Don't you know that you are
a shooting star, And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are.

Johnny made a record, Went straight up to number one,
Suddenly everyone loved to hear him sing the song.
Watching the world go by, surprising it goes so fast.
Johnny looked around him and said, 'Well, I made the big time at last'.

Don't you know, don't you know, Don't you know that you are
a shooting star,
Don't you know, oh, yeah, Don't you know that you are
a shooting star, yeah,
And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are, a shooting star.

Don't you know that you are a shooting star, Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a shooting star, now,
And all the world will love you just as long, As long you are you.

Johnny died one night, died in his bed, Bottle of whiskey,
sleeping tablets by his head. Johnny's life passed him by like a
warm summer day, If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play

Oh oh oh, Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
Don't you know, yeah, don't you know', Don't you know that
you are a shooting star,
Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
Don't you, don't you,
don't you, don't you,
Don't you know, don't you
know, oh, yeah, you are,
Yeah, a shooting star, yeah, oh
oh oh oh oh......
Don't you, don't you know
that you are a shooting star,
Don't you don't you know......

[crim son]

12. That sounds really, really good.

Not for tonight, but maybe this weekend. I wanna try it.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. Butt-ugly vocalist.

As is usual. :P :P :P

[crim son]

20. Beautiful voices don't always come with beautiful faces.

I'd rather have the voice, but *sigh* will just have to settle with the face. :P

[TOhioLiberal]

23. I have no musical abilities whatsoever,

...however, I could probably play tambourine or something. :rofl:

[crim son]

28. If you can shake it and play tambourine at the same time

I think it will only add more sparkle to the spectacle, don't you think? :rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

31. shake it...

...you mean my ass? :rofl: I guess I can shake it; and yes it'll definitely add sparkle to the 'spectacle'...A soon to be 45 year old, shakin her moneymaker. :eyes:

[crim son]

32. If I can do it, you can do it!

Yer "moneymaker"? hehe.

[TOhioLiberal]

34. What a sight!

...people will be throwing money...to get me to stop! :rofl: (hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?)

[mentalsolstice]

61. No, that's me!

My main Christmas gift when I was 8, was a tambourine, so I could play like I was Tracy Partridge from the Partridge Family!

[SPKrazy]

64. I'm Sure You've Got Skills

and the band could surely use you!

:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

65. Does 'air guitar' count?

:rofl: Don't mind me I'm a ...

[SPKrazy]

66. Hey you can do anything

you wanna do ya know!

i don't think this band is really going anywhere, but to europe where we will all od on mentalsolstice's bloody mary's and pickles and be buried next to jim morrison, so what the hell? we go out in a flash!

so air guitar

you're mooning me you know!

;)

i might try to grab that!

[TOhioLiberal]

67. ...

...I might let ya...:blush::evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

69. well then...

there's an invitation that might be hard to turn down!

:hug:

[graywarrior]

55. You have a cat fetish.

Meow.

[SPKrazy]

63. ...

those aren't cats

[TOhioLiberal]

68. If they aren't cats...

...what the hell are they then?

[leftofthedial]

70. all my jazz is inadvertent

but quite provocative, I'm told.

[wildhorses]

71. dammit--i wanted to be the singer

x(


i got these really cool dresses and all:P

and, yes i can carry a tune;)

[SPKrazy]

72. hey, you can sing

i don't think that singer looks too good, do you?

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

73. well, 'cat'erwauling aside

i think i can hit the high notes and


not for nothing...but,





















i can fill out a dress:rofl:



















but, after all it is crimmy's band:shrug: