how many names do you have for your cat or dog?

[datasuspect]

molly is our cat.

i also call her:

mollybeast
diddy diddums
molly mcdoodle
molly con huevos
rotten molly
biddie biddie
naughty kitty
cheeky

[Tikki]

1. Tikki the dog is....

Tikki
Tikki Marie
Tikki Marie Diana
Tikki Marie Diana Sulu

or just Sulu.




Tikki

[tavalon]

2. Mattole

is:

Tollie
Mattolie
Mattolay frijole
Mutthole
Muttball
Tolacious D
Beastage of doooooom........
Arahrahrooooohhhhh (I'm not sure that's a name, exactly. But we say that to each other when I come home. Simultaneously. Actually we howl it together. It just occurred to me that it might just mean hellllooooooo)

[Connonym]

3. Oh, you guys are my kind of people!

Daisy

AKA-
Daisy Jo
Daisy head Maizy
Dazed and confused
Mrs McFartyPants
Red or Big Red
Peg

[datasuspect]

8. mrs. mcfartypants!

that is too funny

[Shell Beau]

22. Mrs. McFartypants reminded me that we sometimes call my Lolly

Pooty-poot-well!

[unpossibles]

4. too many to list

Macy (the dog):
M.D.
Macydog!
D. to the O.G.
Charles Barkley
Howlie McHowlerson
Scooter
Crazy Dog
Psycho

Gus (cat #1):
Gustavo
Augustus
Gustify
Mr. Fustergus
Mr. Grumpypuss
Fuss
Sleepy Cat
Tough Guy
Big guy

Tybalt (cat #2):
Trouble
Tybbie
Tyb
Professor Tybaltstein (why are cats always fun to call "Mr." "sir" or "Professor"?)
Crazy Cat
Your Highness
Destructor

...more that are escaping me now. I need more coffee. Does singing "Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance..." when I see them count?

Our bird Icarus only has one other name: Ick Ick

[terrya]

5. Chess, my cat is:

Chessica

Miss Chess Kitty

Chessalot

Chessy Chess

Good Girl Chess

Bad Girl Chess (on some occasions)

[AirmensMom]

6. We have a few ...

most of them are variations of their real names, though.

Satchmo = Smatchmo (that's what our grandson called him before he could talk correctly) or Lillo boy
Sabrina = Sumbrina (grandson again)
Sophie = Sophieness ... she's just so full of, well, Sophieness!
Sheba = Little Miss
Sylvester = Slavester, Big boy

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

7. Mine

Emma;

Emma-lee
Emma lemma ding dong
Emma bemma
Shmoopie


Ben;

Benny
Benjamin
Butthead
PITA
St00pid

Duke;

Dookie
Sir Dukenheimer
Dukester
Smelly cat


Rocky;

Rockster
Pretty kitty
Rocket man
Spaz

[av8rdave]

9. We have two dogs

Their names are Sundance and Guiness, although there are times I refer to them as Dumb and Dumber.

[stuntcat]

10. rotten molly! lol

okay that sounds so funny but I bet she's PRECIOUS

[Shell Beau]

11. A few

Lolly is LaLa, sugarbear, sugarbooger and sometimes psycho dog!
Hank is Hankypoo, and sillyboy
Hutch is Bubba more than he is Hutch!

[MissMillie]

12. not very many

Millie is either just Millie or Miss Millie
Siouxsie is sometimes Siouxsie-Q or "baby"
Cosmo is sometimes "crackhead" or "baby"

[malta blue]

13. The dog is Luna

aka:
Lunatic
Luna Bean
Beany
Beany Weenie
Lunita
Duchess of Poops Alot
Poopita
Perra

[Strawman]

14. a few

Larry (cat), aka:
Larr
The Larr
Larr Bear
Lahrr
The Lahrr
Little Larr
The Larr Down There
Fattykins
Brattyass
Lil' Trubbs

Ernie (cat), aka:
Ern
Ern Bird (his kitten meow sounded more like a chirp)
Ernie Birdy
Little Bird
Bird
Bratty Bird
Lil' Ern
Dern (inspired by the South Park where Stan Marsh gets called "Darsh" by that skiing dickhead)
Lil' Dude

[Raffi Ella]

15. my girl is Molly too

:7 ~She's a big fluffy pretty dog,soft and furry as a cat...

Shmoofy
SmushBunny
Bunnybear
Boomer
BoomBoom
Sugarbean
MollyMay
Mollybeara

[marzipanni]

16. Sally Freckles, our dog who came from the SPCA with the name Freckles,

is called-
Sally Pebbles
Sally Deckles
Sare-lee
Purple girl
Circley-Girl
Turkey girl
Sally Crave-e-rones
Paverollian girl (from Pavlovian)
Poopy girl (when I'm in the back yard 'picking up')
Dodecahedron dog
My son calls her-
Sally Puebos
Lumpy Merle
Merley girl

[dropkickpa]

17. Lila is my dog AKA

Dumbass
Idiot
Garbage hound
Doofus
Liiiii-la (sung to the tune of Lola)
Goofy

Dumbass gets used the most. She's a very typical labrador.

[trackfan]

18. Chase, our dog, is:

Honeybelle
Boatboy
Sweetyboat
Sweetyhorn
Sonny Jim
Dim Jim
Duke
Duke-Melon
Duke-Melon-Colibra
Cassea
Seyatta
and many, many others.

[mentalsolstice]

19. Many names

Beulah the pug:
Beulah Butt
Baby girl
Punkinhead
Little head
Brat

Hattie the yellow lab:
Hattie doo
Hattie Mae
Big Blond
Little puppy

Miss Priss the cat:
Miss Piss
Miss Kitty

[JackBeck]

20. Our two cats:

Lulu: BigMommaLu
Fatty
Momma
Lu
(Right after 9/11) USA

Suki: Sukabutt
Booger
BoogerButt
Sukes
(Right after 9/11) Osama

[hunter]

21. NO! BAD DOG!

And there's a whistle I use calling them. And STAY! And SIT! And a few kinds of clicks and whistles I use when I take them out on walks.

Our parrot uses the dog's real names more than I do, but they ignore her unless she's in the cupboard rummaging through the food and dropping anything she doesn't want to eat, which the dogs are always very grateful for.

NO! BAD BIRD!

The thing about parrots is that they are like cats, utterly shameless and arrogant. They can get into more sorts of trouble than cats, and cause even more destruction. They don't sleep all day like cats -- parrots are constantly on the lookout for new things to do; new ways of getting into trouble.

DAMN IT BIRD! GET, GET, GET! GET OUT OF THE CUPBOARD! OUT, DOGS, OUT!

I'm the crazy guy waving the broom at them.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

23. So I'm not the only one!

:D



My cat Junior (on the right) is aka:

Scooby
Scooby snack
Scooby snackin' man
Snackalious Scoobie snack
Delicious Scooby snack
The Snack Master
Mr. Pee Pee Head

My cat Grrlie (on the left) is aka:

Belly girl
Marilyn
Cupcake
Missy G
Baba Gee
Pee pee girly




My cat Jack is aka:

Jackalope
Jacku-san
Samurai Jack
Lardass
Jackalicious
Baby Jack




My cat McKray is fairly new to me, so he is only aka:

Mac Attack
Mac and Cheese




My domestic pigeon is simply called "Pidge", though his formal name is "Sir Humps A Lot". Here he is trying to "impress" a tribble with his exotic Dance of Luv and a few trinkets. He does this with just about anything in the house -- the cats, me, a garden gnome I have on the living room floor, the dishwasher...what can I say, the Dude's a stud! :D

[zanne]

24. Okay; three cats

furface
monkeyface
bud
budski
little bear
Twinkletoes
Sammy Two-Toes
Bibit
minou
perps
bunnytail
Mugsy

Those are the ones I can remember offhand.