Useless lounge flamewar prognostication

[jpgray]

What will be the next Olive Garden? The next cornflake batter fried chicken?

[hickman]

1. Breast feeding.

It's no longer a choice. Apparently any mother that doesn't breastfeed is jeopardizing the baby's mind body and soul.

[Shakespeare]

2. humane canine obedience training

:rofl:

[rug]

3. There will be an argument about lightbulbs.

[wildhorses]

4. facial tattoos are a good thing

:bounce:

[jobycom]

5. Something meaningful.

What's that? I lose?

[izzybeans]

6. I missed the cornflake batter fried chicken, but my guess is it is going to have to do with

another food item or restaurant chain.

[Jamastiene]

7. I predict the next major battle over nothing will be

over BBQ. :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

8. sockpuppets!

[Richardo]

9. Ferrets: They's just elongated rats

[crim son]

11. And they smell bad!

:hi:

[mikeytherat]

27. The ferrets are coming for you...

They can climb any blanket!


They will steal the food from the mouth of an innocent cat!

And they are not rats, but they ARE skunks (seriously). But that's a whole 'nuther discussion.

mikey_the_rat

[Lautremont]

10. Some sort of lifestyle choice

that some people regard as wasteful, pointless and perhaps overly bourgeois, and others very defensively assert is crucial to their continued survival. Like SUVs or something.

[jpgray]

12. Too predictable and marginally cogent

I mean the really batsoid flamewars.

[taterguy]

13. Facial hair

[jpgray]

14. Karl Marx will not escape judgment

[taterguy]

17. Nor will the tyrrany of the razor industry

[LaraMN]

15. Plastic applicator tampons,

and the women who use them.

[jpgray]

18. Nah. Some loquacious fellow will pad the debate and stop the bleeding

:dunce:

[LaraMN]

21. I think the anger will hemorrhage out, eventually.

You can't absorb that much ferocity. It will reach a saturation point.

[jpgray]

23. We'll link hands then and sing a nice folk tune, like "Red River Valley"

[Debi]

16. My presidential nominee choice is better than yours...

Oh x( this is the LOUNGE.....:yoiks:

[jpgray]

24. My presidential nominee has never done anything wrong ever

:eyes: I will tie myself into a human Gordian knot to prove it to you over the course of seventy-three posts in a single worthless thread. There will be so many replies, they'll cease to be like stairs and will become a terrifying columniation.

[Debi]

32. Well, execpt for that ONE TIME but we can't discuss that ONE TIME

because that ONE TIME doesn't make up a person's entire life. Except for that ONE TIME when YOU'RE presidential nominee did that ONE THING and THAT is UNFORGIVABLE!!! :mad:

[Phillycat]

19. I'ma go with...those daily pill dispenser plastic thingies.

Evil or nay? I think that could get really ugly.

[jpgray]

28. Well, the slot for the next day would technically be a morning after pill

So there's potential!

[idgiehkt]

34. roflmao

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

20. The next celebrity to die.

[asthmaticeog]

22. Whoever it is will be SUCH a fucking no-talent,so who cares.

Um, that is, if you don't mind me practicing.

[ohiosmith]

30. But what about the family?

[GoneOffShore]

25. Has there been a discussion of faux hipster gimme hats?

the meshback type?

I hate those, especially on slubby hipsters with shitstache facial hair and sunken chests. And that's just the females.

[jpgray]

26. Bonus points if you start one in this very thread

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Why would I care?

:shrug:

[jpgray]

33. As my family has told me time and again, we all care about useless things

:P

[cwydro]

31. Well over in GD today

they almost got one going on whether to send flowers, donations or whatever to Elizabeth Edwards.

[jpgray]

36. Charity and kindness are always the best things to argue about

[BarenakedLady]

35. Probably something I couldn't care less about.

That is usually the case.

:shrug: