Post here to give LynneSin your warmest posse wishes.

[Midlodemocrat]

For some bizarre reason, LynneSin thinks the posse is out to get her :shrug:

Someone should tell her that we have much bigger fish to fry.

So, let's have some lounge vibes for LynneSin from the posse.

:hug: LynneSin.

(Note to posse members; check in the handbook under chapter 3 for explicit instructions on this)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. The posse needs to come kick some Sears delivery people ass.

I'm still waiting for a mattress to get delivered. I was given a window of 8am to 5pm. It's still not here, I'm exhausted and pissy.

The posse definitely needs to have a beatdown.

[cwydro]

2. but, but

..it's not 5 yet:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. I've been up since like 7 fucking am.

I do not get up that early. I'm laying on my floor, because my mattress has already been moved out, so I could vacuum under the bed.

I hate Sears.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Dude. You don't get up early to vacuum, you wait until the

delivery people have removed old bedding, toss them each $10 to stand around for five minutes so you can get under the bed prior to putting in new bedding.

Lord, honey, I thought I taught you better than that.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. It was early. I was confused.

I need a drink.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Or hungover.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. I was that, too.

:rofl:

And then I went out quickly to the redneck deli for a breakfast sandwich. That excursion went straight to hell. I came out of that experience feeling like a Freeper.

[cwydro]

49. No no no

they only come EARLY if you DON'T get up, see?

Now you will wait until five and then call and get a recording.

God, have I been there done that all effing day.

Drinking helps.

[LaraMN]

5. I will contribute to the kicking, however it will have to be with my

"good leg," and there is a risk that even my "good leg" may snap off at the femur, fly in an unpredictable direction, and spear someone with bone shards.

Just a disclaimer.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Whatever, Heather Mills.

:rofl:

[matcom]

3. our posse doesn't waste our vast powers on the unbeheld

page 384 verse II

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Damn, you're right.

I didn't get that far in the book.

[LynneSin]

4. You're nothing but a drunken bunco playing DUer

so THERE!!!!

and I got THREE threads locked today - THREE!!

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Listen. I said I was a 'little hungover', which for me

means 3-4 glasses (okay, big ones) of chardonnay.

And, I didn't win at that stupid dice game.

[LynneSin]

8. Define "BIG"

for you it's probably something that holds 3/4 of the bottle of wine

[Midlodemocrat]

10. 6 ounces.

:P

[JackBeck]

7. I've got you beat.

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

17. Did we determine whether I was in the posse or not?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Of course you're in.

But, I *do* think you're over qualified.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Overqualification comes with the territory of being a woman of a "certain age"

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

20. If you and Matcom are running the posse - the everyone in the group is overqualified

Seriously

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Oh, yeah?

Listen, our combined IQs are somewhere in the 200 range, so take that you freeper.

[matcom]

26. pssst

that hasen't yet been verified

:yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Psst.

I know. I'm just baiting her. :yoiks:

[LynneSin]

40. So it's still around 175

Perhaps if you recruit about 2-3 more members.

Look on the bright side - your combined IQ is still higher than the combined IQ of the free republic

[LynneSin]

28. Of the entire Posse - yeah, that's about right

You've got about 10-12 members so far so the math does work

[LSK]

21. Im not sure either but Im posting just in case

[KitchenWitch]

22. Cheer up Lynnesin or no Led Zeppelin for you!

:7

[LynneSin]

23. You'll have to pry my Led Zeppelin from my cold dead hands

and anyhow, I have the LZ music picked out that is to be played at my funeral

[Missy Vixen]

24. This thread needs more cowbell

In the meantime, mad love goes out to LynneSin, one of the coolest Lounge people ever.

:hug:
Julie

[underpants]

29. Hold it, I thought we were

Maybe I didn't get the newest memo

[matcom]

32. no you are still fine where you are

taco seasoning

[underpants]

35. How about some veggie soup?

Seriously I am only 1/2 way through the gallon of this stuff my wife made over the weekend. No need for tea or a salt wash in the morning with this stuff. :grr:

[matcom]

42. gawd

have you gone COMPLETELY over to the dark side?

cow. you need cow.

STAT!

[ohiosmith]

30. I say BULLSHIT! The Douchebag Division will not, I repeat WILL NOT be diverted from our sworn

mission.

By the way, what was our sworn mission?

[matcom]

31. to make the best slaw dressing known to man

carry on :patriot:

[ohiosmith]

34. Yes sir. Thank you sir. Forming a daisy chain sir.

:grouphug:

[LSK]

36. EVOO

Mission accomplished, next!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Don't forget the Tequila Lime Chicken.

Um. Chicken.

[ohiosmith]

39. The chickens have been choked.

[LynneSin]

43. Why would you waste perfectly good Tequila on something like chicken

you posse people have no sense of priority. Which is why the DU Fight Club will always be superior

[ohiosmith]

44. Perfectly good? Our tequila tastes like tar paper.

[LynneSin]

46. How is it my problem if you haven't had Herradura or Don Patron yet

:shrug:

Your comment makes about enough sense to say all beer tastes like crap when the only thing you drink is PBRs

[ohiosmith]

47. So you're saying that there are better tequilas than Norman's Best?

[LynneSin]

50. If the name on the bottle sounds like your childhood next door neighbor

Then we have a problem!!

[ohiosmith]

54. But Norman's looked so much fresher than the Italian stuff like Jose's and Don somebody.

[northzax]

33. damn you midlo

it was made perfectly clear to you in the group meeting last night what the plan was. YOU are the weakest link.

[LynneSin]

41. Vote her off the island

She's welcome to join the DU Fight Club

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Hah. The Posse isn't ON an island.

So there.

[LynneSin]

55. Well it should be - so your cooties don't infect the rest of society

we'll have someone bomb the submarine to ensure everyone stays on the island

[Midlodemocrat]

56. We DO NOT have a submarine.

We have a helicopter.

Good God, woman, try to keep up.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

38. There's a posse?

Where? Who? Why? Forget why.... what?

[redqueen]

45. That's what I'm sayin...

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

48. Um, gray.

The posse was SO earlier in the week.

:rofl:

But, you can still join! It'll be scads of fun. Just ask matcom!!!!

[graywarrior]

52. Matcom scares me. You ask him.

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

53. Like I told somebody else. Just swat him on the nose with a newspaper.

You know. Like a puppy.


:rofl:

[matcom]

57. can I choose another place to be swatted?

ooooh oooooh

*raises hand*

[Midlodemocrat]

58. Well, of course. It's your posse.

:rofl: