When catching a predator....

[MonkeyFunk]

why is it customary to make sweet tea? :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

1. Sometimes there's lemonade.

With ice.

:shrug:

Usually the predator shows up with wine coolers...I think he'd probably have the wine cooler than either the sweet tea or lemonade---at the moment of capture, you know.

[MonkeyFunk]

7. Must be a Southern thing...

Greet all visitors with Sweet tea and a SWAT team.

[Little Wing]

2. Settles the stomach for that eventual moment when your fantasy about

farking a 15 year old is replaced with being farked by Cell block C

Fuck, I've been farking too long

[AlCzervik]

3. i'm watching that on M$NBC, blech.

[Fenris]

4. "Hi. I'm Chris Hansen. What are you doing here?"

"Can I get you a glass of Luzianne?"

[Blue-Jay]

5. Plus, you'd think that she would finish the fucking laundry sooner or later.

[madinmaryland]

6. Squirrel?

That cracks me up every time.

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

8. Or "grabbing a shower."

[deadparrot]

9. "Sweet tea" should be the trip wire at this point.

You'd think those guys would figure it out. :shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

10. You'd think...

of course the FIRST clue should be that a 15 year old girl wants to fuck their fat old asses in the first place.

[MonkeyFunk]

11. Heheh

I saw Chris Hanson on the Daily Show. He said the cups and pitchers are all plastic, and all the cutlery has been removed from the kitchens. Nothing sharp or breakable allowed.