Damn...Veruca

[slj0101]

Salt just wanted an Oompa Loompa.

[datasuspect]

1. dude, that sucks royally

didn't she turn into a blueberry
?

[slj0101]

2. You could say she was banned from the chocolate factory.

PS- Violet turned into a blueberry, if I recall.

[Richardo]

3. Veruca was sorted into the 'bad egg' chute

Make of that what you will. :-|

[Phillycat]

12. Richardo...

:loveya:

[Richardo]

14. .

:hi:

[Blue-Jay]

19. *snort*

[asthmaticeog]

4. She most certainly did not want an Oompa Loompa.

In the book, she wanted a squirrel. In the 1971 movie, she wanted a golden-egg-laying goose. In the 2005 movie, back to squirrel. You're SLANDERING the horrid little girl!

[slj0101]

6. Who's gonna stop me- the Official Chocolate Police?

:P

[datasuspect]

7. chocolate academy

[asthmaticeog]

9. Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got an honest query for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you lie about kids
And all the reasons they throw tantrums and snits?
Why not be truthful about hissy fits?
What good do you think will come of all this?

I don't like the sound of it!

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not slanderous, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Doompety do!

[RedStateShame]

21. Thanks. Now I'm humming "Dream Police," but replacing "Dream" with "Chocolate."

Not that it's your fault or anything....

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. In the 1971 movie, she does want an Oompa Loompa. She wants one right away.

:)

She also wants a golden goose.

But she does not want a boat.

[asthmaticeog]

10. Oy, you are correct!

I was thinking ONLY of her various come-uppances.

I stand corrected.

[terrya]

5. She wants it NOW!

God, I love that moment in "Willy Wonka"

[eyepaddle]

13. I have a youngish co-worker who

can do a spot-on Veruca Salt impression

"I want an Oompa Loompa NOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :ROFL:

[NightWatcher]

11. Veruca Salt rocks

[HughBeaumont]

15. Veruca was Yang to Chuck Bucket's Yin.

Pimp Chuck Bucket ran that shit.
The chocolate factory would be his.
No obese sausage-huffing motherfuckers, cathode-addicted smartasses, gum-stoned trollops or their goddamned parents would stand in the King's way.
Oh, that "good boy" routine was the Ruse of the Century, trust me.
Those Oompah-Loompah bastards were all in on the Sting.
The gleam in Gene Wilder's eye let the viewer know that Pete Ostrum, future veterenarian, was the Nazz with God-Given Azz.
And Veruca?
If she went down that garbage chute, I'm Manute Bol.
Veruca was chosen from the get-go to reign by Pimp Chuck Bucket's side.
She actually took the short-cut to the rec-room to play pinball.
The viewer . . . didn't see a thing.
:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

16. ...

Good copycat!

[terrya]

17. I wonder when they'll do a Broadway version of "Willy Wonka"?

Hell, this is perfect for a stage version. :-)

[deepthought42]

18. Oh, you beat me to it! lol

:p

[slj0101]

20. Can't fight the seether kick.

[Lethe]

22. and a bean feast, whatever the hell that is

sounds interesting though i wouldn't want to stick around too long after the feast :)